Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
griffins33 4
At least your being turned on
Robro54 6
He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.
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Comments (109)
immaMonsta 8
Hey, the mind can make things more intense than they really are.
a_lenzmeier 11
I've done that before too. It's the built up expectation you had. If you have no expectations, there will be no need for disappointment.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
*Ding ding ding* Truth has been spoken. This applies to anything, really. No expectations make for a much easier and pleasant life. Just let it take you where it may.
DjeePee 25
So true. I'm making myself frustrated by always having gigantic expectations when I'll see my boyfriend. We're going to play Skylanders, watch Dexter and even The iron lady, during this all we will cuddle and hug and eat chips and popcorn and afterwards we will have the most astonishing sex of all times. And then I actually go there, we play Skylanders, can't beat Kaos, watch nothing whatsoever, eat nothing and go to bed without sex. I should stop making expectations, but I can't help it. Tl;dr: OP, it's nothing to be worried about.
rogerover 19
Very zen of you to say so
rogerover 19
Try following thru with your ideas. They sound like fun.
betticonfetti 7
I've found that I have to think about sex to get turned on (in other words: create expectations), otherwise I don't feel like doing it.
xrudeboyrock 29
well..... yeah. In your mind, he does everything right and it makes you feel how you want to feel. It may make real life a little pale by comparison, but fantasy is a great tool to add to your sex life.
MickGold 8
It's magical what imagining a dick just slightly bigger can do to a female's mind and hormones;D
Vulpes21 6
Lol you are 14
WoshJinchell93 11
She's (seemingly) 14 and probably more experienced than myself. Sad.
MickGold 8
19- all people, of all ages imagine. It happens, no biggie;) 31- I'm not sure exactly what u mean by that. You could be insulting me or pitying yourself. Either way, if you've had a girlfriend, which I'm sure you have, and at least made out with her then you're more experienced than I am. Don't feel bad(:
Vulpes21 6
Sorry, didn't mean to be rude
MickGold 8
41- You weren't being rude. Thanks for apologizing just incase, though. It's quite kind of you. Now all is well and settled(:
ieatcats 0
someone beat me to the age game QQ
cradle6 13
Communicate with him! Do the your best to act out fantasies.
Jannettecooks 1
^ 16 took my idea! I completely agree with him! If you open up and say exactly what you want you won't be disappointed! He'll love it too! (men know nothing until we teach them)
chitown23 4
I agree with the first part but not the second well some what of the second part
coldashell 23
Perhaps somebody is a little little in a certain spot.
Calyx_fml 22
I hate ti break it to you but the idea of sex usually is better than the act itself.
onebigkaboom 10
69 people say YDI
aFreedom127 9
Unfortunately fantasy is almost always better than reality.