Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
griffins33 4
At least your being turned on
Robro54 6
He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.
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Comments (109)
BloodMonger13 9
most girls over the age of 13 over romantisize relationships including sexual intercourse op is prob just another one of those girls...
friisen_ 0
Well, been there, done that
jamaicanbunny 0
I hear ya
BloodFaerie 21
Very understandable. I, myself, joke I would be a nympho if not for the fact that I'm technically a virgin. I have very active hormones, as a woman my age might, but once I find myself actually faced with an intimate moment it is hard not to have some anxiety that unfortunately makes it a bit less pleasurable (I would not personally know if this gets better over time, especially once you get more comfortable with your partner...)
calivianya 29
That happens to me all the time. Sex with my boyfriend is fantastic - I can't imagine sex gets any better than that. I think I'm just a voyeur.
bestscabpicker 6
Can't understand why you would bother writing that, weird
roseybeez 1
Story of my life.
tirkovo76 6
Makes sense, especially if you have some really kinky sex fantasies.
blahhappens 3
Know how you feel, happens every single time no matter what even if thoughts turn into actions
Whocarez 10
Happens all the time for me. Even dirty books and some **** is better at times.