LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
vanessa_d15
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
wet dreams
Cartersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
erin
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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griffins33 4
At least your being turned on
Robro54 6
He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.
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Comments (109)
MeJazz 7
it's proven that women who fantasize during intimacy climax differently (possibly better) than those who don't. use that as a tool...fantasize about things he could be doing or that you could be doing while you're gettin it on
archenemybtch 0
If you have to fantasize during sex, then something isn't right! I can't even think straight while the hubby and I go at it...
melrose90210 10
I can't say that hasn't happened to me once or twice.
hateevryone 15
same here
Jchicas 0
He's doing it wrong
sarahbear992 6
I hear ya...FYL
reyanne 0
Lol me tooooo.
emba_fml 13
there's prolly just something wrong with you
kimono_fml 17
Not that big a deal, happens to me all the time
rogerover 19
Try oral sex. NEVER fails to please in a most orgasmic way!
perdix 31
So, essentially, he's ******* with your mind. Bonus: no STDs or unwanted pregnancies! As long as the bf puts up with it...