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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, I worked my first day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an hour trying to get all the kids to calm down and go to sleep. I'd finally got the last one to drop off, when my phone rang. Loudly. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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in_side_out 0
**** yeah . your sons gonna be a rocker hard out
Good_old_Grim 8
Where is the "congratulations" button?
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Comments (321)
Goofy_au86 0
pure gold, your son is awesome, time to start teaching him pit circles and the wall of death to go along with the moshing
skyeyez9 25
This kid I knew in high school was a bully and asshole. He went to a guns and roses concert and tried to start a mosh pit. I heard he purposely elbowed people (especially the females) in their faces, which resulted in him getting a severe beat down by a group of the angry boyfriends of the girls he hit.
DVecc 0
fyl? I would be so proud of my son if he did that, growing up like his father and not being some douchebag like the rest of the kids I grew up with
AsAlwaysFML 0
He is awesome
nevele11 0
Hahah FYL? Nahh, your kid is awesome!
adidas125 0
FYL? Uhm NO! I hope my kid is this cool when he's 4. This shit needs to be one MLIA. (:
BTownPrincess 0
you should be proud of the little guy, he's 4 and already a bad ass!!!
SilentScreamer 12
That's fuxking sick. Lucky you. I hope I have a kid that cool some day!
Tallazzmofo90 0
coolest ****** kid ever!!!
everydayisfml07 3
win