Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, I work at a debt collections center and I had to call my own father. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I got a letter from the IRS informing me that I owed a debt of $80 dollars from 4 years ago, and that it has now grown to over $800 dollars, and it's due this month. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML
Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
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Top comments
phalacee 0
open your mail when it arrives and pay your taxes, and you'll be fine ...
deathbunny256 0
Yeah the words Christmas and ******* shouldn't really be that close together in a sentence. :)))))) fat smile
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Comments (16)
HanisMan01 0
Aww Yes The Real World Of Debt....Gotta love it
SAF_fml 0
mens asses
DoomJeff91 2
**** YEAH TAXES FUUUUUUCKKKKK
deathbunny256 0
Yeah the words Christmas and ******* shouldn't really be that close together in a sentence. :)))))) fat smile
RedRose 0
That is so bad! Hopefully there is a return policy for allcthe gifts you bought. :))))))))))))))) fatter smile
HunterStockton 0
A tax inspection? Shit... Not a tax inspection. If you've declared what you should've done, you've got nothing to worry about. If you haven't and it's a large amount (i.e. one they'll actually give a shit about) you're a douche for not structuring it properly offshore.
2igutierrez31 2
yup that sucks
phalacee 0
open your mail when it arrives and pay your taxes, and you'll be fine ...
hryffff 11
Shut up, your life isn't horrible.
kidrauhlsimpson 8
Was this one of the 1st posts on here?
Purplexus 14
That's what I'm thinking as well. Only 12 comments?!
nerevarine94 12
Still on first page of comments w00t
Asian_lnvasion 8
Fuckity **** **** ****!