unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
mama bear
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Anonymous
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
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BriBeHyper 2
What a badass.
RA661 8
Sign 'er up for boxing!
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Comments (202)
nitram0606 0
That sucks, perhaps there was a reason?
illmatic2 16
A good reason for a 4 year old to beat someone up? Yeah, I doubt it.
nitram0606 0
I should have elaborated that there may have been more to the story, perhaps the other child instigated it first, became physical and her child just reciprocated. At that age both parents would be called no matter who started it and "beat up" is subjective.
iam_yummylicious 12
I was kicked out of my pre-school for beating someone up :(!
fthislyfe 22
I had a cousin who slapped his kindergarten teacher when he was 4! True story. Some kids are uncontrollable. He's 10 now and so violent. I'm really sorry for his parents.
StopDropNRoll 11
Ima go ahead and say the other kid stole her candy. That'll be a good reason I would say?.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ "I wish these were brains."
xleanne_aLly 23
Wouldn't it be worse if you got a call saying, your child was beat up. It's good they're defending themselves.
not_cool808 14
i bet one of her classmate took her crayons
MrSarcasm 4
Practicing for MMA already? Shes a dedicated one.
madskittlesftw 5
Someone stole, not only her candy, but her favorite crayons! Understandable reason to beat the kid up..
No_LoveMM 3
21 What if he stole her crackers?
Kyzahhh 7
Like a boss!
catatonicsleep 17
In pre school my friend hit a kid with a bag full of blocks because he was stealing all the other kid's toys... She didn't get in trouble either, he was bullying everyone and she stood up to him.
Streeet_hayley 6
The Chuck Norris of kindergarten
DalekScythe 0
"Damn my daughter's a scrapper!!"- George Lopez
elite_stoner 0
I would have kicked that little bitch across the room and out the window, that would teach her to not do it again.
alsgirl 24
Love how the little ones actually have a sense of justice. Makes you wonder what happened to the rest of us...
RA661 8
Sign 'er up for boxing!
StoryOfTheYear 15
She'll get more money if she just goes to the WWE. It has a legitimate need of someone who actually knows how to do something other than acting.
Edwinadii 4
At least she wont get picked on...
JurassicHole 5
OP should either put her in youth boxing or Folkstyle wrestling. Not only would it allow her to let out the natural aggression, but also teach her self control. Yes I know she's only 4, but I've seen it happen. Anyways OP don't worry to much lots of kids fight and as long as she didn't get hurt then you have nothing to worry about :)
BriBeHyper 2
What a badass.
xlord 27
THUG LIFE
Iheartfunny 1
I would die happy if I had a kid that was half as much of a badass as OPs
kathuzada 6
Did she cause blood?
tylersign 11
I didn't know blood was an event.
sklorange 5
You go, girl!
ceepevoy 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
F*cking bulky! Tell her to hop skotch her ass to the principals mother f*cking office!
Mysanitywins 10
You can say ass, but not *******? Ffs.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's like TV "bleeping". It's ok for kids to watch buildings explode and guts getting thrown across the screen. But poor Timmy would be ******* traumatized by the word "shit".
kkmwong 11
Fml moderaters, moderate!
yazmi_09 3
Maybe the kid she beat up was bullying someone else and she stood up for them, did you ever think about that?
TaylorRenee444 0
Maybe 6 should have a nice warm glass of shut the **** up!
KyuuketsukiApple 30
Am I the only one who noticed that #6 called OP's daughter "bulky"?
alsgirl 24
Nope, saw it too :-)
bigtaytay 13
u should be proud, she's a fighter!
krazy_glu3 0
UFC!!!
nadhirah 4
Kids these days are pretty violent due to the exposure of current medias. Monkey see, monkey do. Are the days of playing cooking in the sandbox gone? Everyone used to be so happy and smiley all the time....
sadistmonkey 19
Yeah I know...it's not as if bullies existed before at all... It was a paradise on earth before the media ruined it all.
Arsonnist 3
Then we all become sadistic monkeys...
iam_yummylicious 12
@15 - IKR? People act as if before the past couple generations have ruined the world. Haha. Society has always been ****** up and it always will be.
Olovio 5
Monkey pee all over you!
footballguy1622 4
That's the Cultivation Theory. Look it up online. It has many critics.
chimcharx3 15
Yeah because everything is horrible because of the media *eye roll*
lexajordan33 7
no they were fake not smiley. I am not saying all people who are happy are fake but people are more honest with feelings now
kareltje 17
Good for her! :D
yadudej 0
is rocky her father by any chance?