Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Top comments
dammn 0
holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !
fmlmod 0
Does he not have caller id?
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Comments (84)
dammn 0
holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !
GGAllin1 8
It's not really mean
fmlmod 0
Does he not have caller id?
azhein 0
he might not have her number
BB_ava 0
hidden number?
GhettoXmuffin 7
I think his friend would be smart enough to use a number other than his own.
Ryu148 0
Oh, OUCH!
blahblahblah44 0
awwww:( what an asshole
lemon_squeezy 0
wow i'm so sorry that's so mean obviously he's a jerk
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'd be mortified if the girl I like did that to me.
Chibi_fml 9
Wow, that's horrible. But at least you know he's an asshole before anything happened you might later regret.
dg72592_fml 0
omg what a douche :( ditch himm
xtfauthorx 0
No, a douche is something that cleans a ******, obviously he's not getting any because he's a meanie, therefore will go nowhere near one
imhawaiian 0
Don't worry about it, Guys don't like it if a girl asked them on a date, how bout you pick yourself up and talk to someone nicer.
k_li 0
Here's what you do, get chocolate and a chick flick, then maybe a better taste in guys.
HelloFlower 0
Hm, imagine how he would respond if he knew it was you. That is really sad.