Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Top comments
SweetlyPsycho 4
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
TwitchingNebula 17
Noob.
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Comments (209)
DocBastard 40
Did you put your big toe into her belly button? If not, you didn't have sex.
ICastillo 25
Thanks Doc it all make sense now...
reddudeover 2
So I'm a virgin? FFFFUUUUUUU!
drakej 0
Wow you must really suck
challan 19
I think it was the absence of sucking that made it so bad. ;)
wiisuk 1
challan - I don't think it was the absence of sucking since sucking alone isn't "all the way" and that is what OP thinks he did.
challan 19
39- thanks for letting me know... lmao I'm assuming that sex sucks with you as well!
MissMae93 23
39 - Have you ever had sex? Let alone heard of foreplay? Obviously she wasn't saying oral was "all the way", rather it makes sex better (for most people anyway). You might want to pick up a book or flick on some **** sometime and educate yourself.
1996mdd 0
Wow sounds like you don't know how to do much in bed because it was obviously not a good first time if ya did go all the way.
cjhons 16
It gets better, try try try again!
BecomeMine 0
Haha had sex and yeah that's that I guess ;)
murphdarkly 13
Lol maybe they did...
JustAGuy107 0
Nobody's good the 1st time. You just really sucked. You'll get better.
laden_swallow09 35
I beg to differ… ;)
SouthernPride95 19
Did you find the hole??
Jasonf6 0
Did she hit you with the bible after or before?
ceejayy22 0
that's cute hahaha
cocodecoeur 12
Dafuq?
Vaginabutter 15
watch some **** and try again OP, then you'll know.
BrianPark 4
it's because u didnt give her a chance to do ********. u finished sex too early . what made u so hurry?