Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
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Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the supermarket cashier by saying, “Guess I’m buying enough food for two!” She smiled politely and said, “That’s nice. Will your wife help you carry it?” I said, “What wife?” only to realize I’d just exposed myself as a lonely man buying family-sized frozen lasagna. FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I hope it’s one of those Super Walmarts with an Optical Store built in. You need your eyes checked, chief.
Jackey 29
You could have had an adventure!
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Jackey 29
You could have had an adventure!
RichardPencil 32
I hope it’s one of those Super Walmarts with an Optical Store built in. You need your eyes checked, chief.
weeping_willow 25
Nah, the optical part of Walmart sucks ass. They’ll make your eyes worse just by talking to you
Aiden89 23
Aerosmith’s Dude Looks Like a Lady, anyone?
weeping_willow 25
Uh huh, uh huh.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude...
pablitosway 3
with all the gender issues nowadays.. I'm not surprised.. gotta be careful lol
Vada53 15
So sitting in walmart waiting for ladies to come along to carry their bags is the way you pick up!? that's super creepy lol
mssileas 25
Yea just what I need when I just want to shop for groceries - having some random stranger chat me up because I'm a woman in public and he thinks I'm attractive and that's all the reason he needs to be a bother, offering to follow me to the place I live. LOL Be glad it turned out to be some dude and never, ever do that again. You being single is not my concern. It's also not chivalrous, it's just weird and alienating.
HeatherFeatherB 31
I agree with you 100%
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Should have gone to Specsavers...
Kaili McCoy 6
So you only help women because your single? I mean it don’t speak for every woman but it takes more than just a helping hand with some groceries for the knickers to fall. You are aware that women aren’t vending machines right? Sex doesn’t fall out just because you’ve put some “nice” in.
ojosRojos 28
You should really only offer to help someone if you see them actively struggling, and that should go for anyone, regardless of gender.