barbieissocute
Elizabethtown, United States
Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want to buy one. I'm almost 26. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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United States
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Tibblesthepengwin
United Kingdom
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
whattheheck
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
You what?
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Anonymous
Perris, United States
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
TheSacredTeddyBear
Independence, United States
Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
RaceCar
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Anonymous
Baby steps
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Top comments
Mackade 18
is someone stopping you from getting one? so what if you buy a barbie..
Spark_Slicker 19
I don't see anything wrong with that. I'm almost 20 and I collect special edition Barbies. Been doing it since I was 8 years old.
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Comments (127)
koganti 18
then hurry..hurry... grow up : P
awildwhisper 30
YOLO buy one. Barbies are so pretty
gamermonster 34
@51 leave YOLO in 2015
Mauskau 36
It should've been left in 2012.
junjunbun 28
It should've left the moment it was first used
cathrope 10
I agree.
jarrahj 19
Still in a barbie world
ohSNAPyall 27
Still fantastic
NotGabe 28
Still in plastic
Mackade 18
is someone stopping you from getting one? so what if you buy a barbie..
wow2mylife 25
my dad he said if I get one I will be kicked out I'm 17 same with pop figurerens
angelnursery 18
Your dad is ******' weird.
wow2mylife 25
his thinking is I have better things to think about like jobs and collage and not "baby" toys
science-teacher 15
Yeah I hear Webers are pretty good
Spark_Slicker 19
I don't see anything wrong with that. I'm almost 20 and I collect special edition Barbies. Been doing it since I was 8 years old.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I do too! I mostly just like their dresses.
gracehi 33
You wanna trade your curvaceous Barbie for my Charizard? Nah. Just kidding. Charizard is way cooler than Barbie.
9a_1z 12
I just wish they were bought out when I did play with them! I bet my younger self would have got way more fun out of playing with them, my imagination isn't what it used to be.
ananicosia 28
If you want one so bad, just buy it. No one is there to judge you
SubparAtBest 23
Well tons of people might judge but who gives a shit about them right?
Comrox 19
I don't think anyone would judge. Adults buy toys for their children and other people's children all the time. I don't see how this would be perceived any differently.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I kinda want one of the new Barbies, and I'm a guy! What's up with that? lol
R_Horsefeet 23
yeah, but you guys can call them action figures, and then suddenly it's a cool thing for grown ups..
FelicityWishes 32
Each to their own! I'm still obsessed with my Neopets *shurgs*
MenacingMe 17
Hey, if it helps, I have a twin who's my age (20 - obviously lol) and she still occasionally logs onto her Webkinz account
9a_1z 12
I used to have really cool Neopets and loads of Neopoints but I gave it all away and closed my account because I thought I was too old, silly me! I hope they made their next owner happy.
geekpower_fml 28
High five! Fellow neo addict here. Going to be 22 this month.
taywuhsaurusrex 19
Hey, I still have my account I've had since the site opened, and log in usually once a day because the lab ray. There are lots of "adults" who still play.