Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Top comments
SweetlyPsycho 4
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
TwitchingNebula 17
Noob.
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Comments (209)
mosquito19 14
guess what, she's pregnant.
dunicha 20
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.
asdass1992 2
Problem is probably that he doesnt have the "hung" of it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Cue sad violin melody.
bthere4her 0
Best FML ever
ohitsdaniella 7
What was it then? O.o
zmiller96 2
...Is it in yet???
drawmyhearton_fml 3
How old are you?
kissmyace25 6
9 months later your a parent
NotAlwaysRight 11
I'm seriously trying to figure out how you'd legitimately not know if you had sex. Unless you're like 8 years old or unless you aren't blessed in the nether regions, I don't see how this is even possible.
scoobysmith44 9
Pretty sure your doing it wrong...