Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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sLap_fml 0
i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.
LyuboLove 0
lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha
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LyuboLove 0
lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha
luvmuffin10 0
you should have said: "STICK UR DICK IN MY HOLE
quietjune 0
Oh, no! That's terrible! Poor guy. Poor you!
H3avy 0
MAN, i think that was me my first time too. 'Cept after i entered her, i kinda knew what to do...
Jimboom 12
Lol. Funny as hell. Just tell him to almost take it out. Then repeat the last 2 things he did.
TWSSMoment 0
sex isn't rocket science it's like toilet paper you don't need directions it just comes too you...if sex was complicated they would have directions on the condom rapper,which I hope he used,even though there's a great chance he didn't know how to use that ethier
Poepiepiesie 3
Condom rappers are the next big thing. Ice T "Rojan" and Snoop "Durex" Dogg are some upcoming names.
aego56 0
What did you say? "Hand me my laptop so I can post this on FML"?
osemness 0
rofl
damatix 3
lmaoa
Hoopachi 19
#211 #222 Stfu
Deviant_fml 5
BS
conartist66 0
dude i figured this out at 8. lolololzzzz. did u accually end up doing it?
fortney 0
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if he said that he most definitely should NOT be having sex. you deserved that one.
Hoopachi 19
Sorry, I didn't know that some innocent people don't know exactly what to do if it's their FIRST TIME DOING IT!
sLap_fml 0
i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.
nisaa 0
that's true(:
ItsJussAle 0
True Dat :)
Herropreez17 0
Yea, give the poor guy a break. It's better to ask than ******* shit up. (No pun intended)
Gringo_fml 0
1) Pics or it didn't happen 2) He seem to trust you enough to say that without embarrassment
SmexiiBacon 8
Pics? Perv....
Lolrus 0
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