Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Top comments
SweetlyPsycho 4
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
TwitchingNebula 17
Noob.
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Comments (209)
whitecloud197 0
someone is coming out of this pregnant...
1710_fml 0
Hopefully the girl
Calyx_fml 22
Hung like a light switch?
laden_swallow09 35
It helps to have some instruction, beforehand. Plenty of books on the subject. ;)
GhettoMuzick 0
Google it if you're that dumb.
ICastillo 25
Wam bam thank you ma'am!!
o_god_why 11
isn't that how almost all first times go?
ICastillo 25
Ya unless your a stud and destined to be a **** star.
Zangetsu67 5
Was your penis inside her ******? If yes, then it was sex If no, then it probably was not
icallbullshit 3
Always ALWAYS, eat her out before or after, that way she has already/probably ******'d, and when the sex part comes around, if you feasted before, you have a higher chance of her reaching ****** and if not she already has prior or will after the intercourse. So a win win situation if you're not that good.
jwbfml 11
My wife and I have that conversation every time.
challan 19
Absolutely the best comment of the night. :)
william8691 10
I don't think you put your penis in bro.
A1tair 1
What are you? Twelve?
Toonz321 4
Lol what a noob !!!!!! See google Search maybe you wil find help