Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
freshberries22 17
Foreplay or not the first time sucks for the girl it's supposed to hurt and not as beautiful as it is in books or in movies it's kind of a disappointment
starman02 12
That really sucks OP, especially that being your first time. If it helps, most first times are nothing to brag about! I agree more foreplay, the sex might be more enjoyable for you!
mzrobinson 13
Who said it had to hurt? The guy may be on the smaller side which is why she felt nothing?
biggestfan23 11
Foreplay is a must
commonlogicz42 6
Op may be unfortunate enough to have a small amount of nerve endings where it counts hence making things less pleasurable. Or her boyfriend needs to learn more about anatomy and stimulation. A larger probe helps too.
LGFUADnow 12
Giggity
Ameel_fml 19
Well I guess it's better to feel nothing than to feel a lot of pain. I know girls who said they were left bleeding and sore for a couple of days after their first time.
Sydney92 3
agreed. more foreplay might help. but you could consider yourself lucky, OP. I hated m first time. It was so painful. I bled quite a bit, and was sore for days
saricaste 21
It's not supposed to hurt, stop spreading this misinformation, everyone. It only hurts if she's too nervous and, thus, probably shouldn't be having sex, or if she has vaginismus, and, thus, probably shouldn't be having sex. If it hurts, get back to foreplay, and try again afterwards.
eclipse98 5
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Ha wow he must of not been into it
Cowrie 3
*must have not
nuffsaidboutthat 4
**must not have
doctorhook86 25
18: Pay close attention to which verb #37 is negating. Take notes. There will be a test.
chilena2020 4
The first time is never great. But sounds like u need a man with a little more to " offer". Better luck next time
Slender_Man 6
The first time is always great. That's what makes you want more sex.
lukemack 4
62 surely your a virgin for saying that
MichellinMan 20
62) please don't kidnap me.
wildsweetchild 19
I'd say it depends. Not every girl is in pain, things are different when the guy takes time and actually knows what he's doing. With lots of care, love and all that I've listed above the first time can be truly beautiful, pleasurable and very memorable.
xxdark 3
#113 speaks the truth. I've heard horror stories of first times, but mine was perfect. No pain, incredible amounts of pleasure and lots of love and devotion. I think you just have to be very ready and not rush yourself or be impatient for your first time. It should be special!
Corbin_Nelson 1
Is he tiny?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm tiny. I'm only 1ft tall.
deBlobX 12
If by he you mean you then yes! *professor Farnsworth*
bfsd42 20
Is it in yet?
killerskittle 0
Can't feel anything, but of you do circles I can!
klovemachine 24
If you're asking that question, then you're doing it wrong :'O
SarcasticUnicorn 9
I thought the first time you were supposed to feel. Even if it's only pain, or his schlong.
freshberries22 17
Usually you do it's painful but ops boyfriend might not be as endowed or he didn't give her his "all" so he wouldn't hurt her too much. Either way sorry op
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Oh, I had no idea. I imagined it would feel uncomfortable. Well, you learn something new every day.
Mauskau 36
My first was so bad, it felt better putting a tampon in than having sex. He was v gentle though, may be why.
KeannaLove 32
If you don't know what having sex feels like, you're not old enough to be commenting on a post about it. Just saying.
LadySigyn 17
58- Im 19 and I dont know what sex feels like >_>
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Yeah, what if a 40 year old virgin commented on a post about sex? Wouldn't they be old enough to comment?
jmacfan1 16
I'm 21 and don't know what sex feels like
ShyAnn29 15
My first time hurt a lot!
KiddNYC1O 22
When do you kids start having sex nowadays?
chili10 18
Some 12 year olds know what sex feels like, does that mean they're old enough to comment on a thread about sex?
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Ew, 12 year olds having sex. I can't even imagine people my age having sex.
sbuxsux11 8
i thumbed you up for using the word schlong. such an under used word!
UsernameHere234 13
Wait you can't imagine a 16 year old having sex? Or is your birthday faked on here and you are actually 12?
SarcasticUnicorn 9
I still think 16 is a really young age to have sex. And yes, I am 16.
lil_ham1644 29
I was 19 & in a serious relationship. Honestly, I don't remember the actual sex that much, but it remember how scared I was.
vintage3113 6
Maybe he will have more to "offer" with more experience. Sounds like you two need to just get more comfortable with each other on a physical level
onlychildFTW 34
Foreplay would help and sharing to each other what they are into and what feels good and what doesn't.
rooney0710 5
Ah well. There are better things then sex. Just give me a few minutes to think of some....
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
peanutfoo 19
Win!
Eiregal2 10
Chocolate
sleephunters 8
Bacon.
ilikeapplejuice 7
Cleaning your ears.
Nbackus9 4
Gay ****
j_cat187 20
Nope
MuseFan1991 14
dipping your hand into uncooked rice
maryam8869 7
shopping :D
oddling 6
dipping your hand into COOKED RICE
olpally 33
Nerves always get the best of everyone usually the first time. my nervousness got to me. It gets better the more you do it.
missea5756 6
Yeah I agree nerves do get you the first time!!
garytg 3
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Size matters!
Ameel_fml 19
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
lazyfoo92 4
unless you have a super small boat in the ocean..
UsernameHere234 13
Length actually doesn't matter all that much because the ****** only has pleasure receptors up to 4 inches deep (which is about avg penis size). What actually does make a difference is girth.
bfsd42 20
4 inches = average?????? I don't think so.
lil_ham1644 29
I thought average was like 5 or 6...?