Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Top comments
SweetlyPsycho 4
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
TwitchingNebula 17
Noob.
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Comments (209)
auzz1_pride 9
I got the perfect song for OP and his girlfriend. Teenage dream by katey perry
redmane 21
It's Katy Perry. And I'd suggest Hummingbird Heartbeat. It's clearly all about sex.
tdot12 2
So your still a virgin? Or not sure? Lol
zolziski 11
Is this a small penis joke? Or a large ****** joke?
Wicked361 8
Both...
stevenmx86 8
Then you are probably too young to be having it..?
demonkonga 5
Say nope it was just the warm up
totallyepicchick 0
Congrats bro lol
izzygarcia 0
Lmao wow!!!! Dude I'm a virgin, & even I would know if I just had sex or not!! -.-t
AppallingRogue 2
Had enough self time then?
dude1122332 9
Dude, you just completely ruined my boner. Thanks 27.
TheMathMajor 26
Here's some advice, 27. Don't have sex until you know what it is.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
If you're not sure, then no you didn't, you KNOW when you did!
hockeyoceancity 13
Lmao yeah something else comes out of your penis other than pee when you have sex. and it feels amazing. if you can't tell you're obviously to immature to even inpregnate someone. but damn what has this generation brought to us? the youngest kids have are having sex, half the freshmen in my school are slutty and try to have sex with all the seniors and juniors. and middle school they dress like they're full grown.
lollipop77_fml 6
9 months later - "yep, that was sex"!
Hamcons 1
Awesome
Vaginabutter 15
not awesome, that would be a fail.
immaMonsta 8
Both of you sound way too young to be having sex. Try not to do it anymore until you learn more about it since you aren't sure if you went "all the way" or not. You wouldn't want to get her pregnant now, would you? Please tell me you know how babies are created.
wiisuk 1
Immamonsta - I made an account so I could reply to you. Your comments are usually nice and filled with advice, but lately they've been laced with a lot of mean, unnecessary sarcasm. Who pissed in your Cheerios?
aznbiznitch666 4
I wonder if they even knew that your supposed to use a condom so the chick won't get pregnant. More importantly, do they even know what a condom is?
azpalomino 4
Stupid and immature
immaMonsta 8
#38 I'VE been mean lately? I'm just being honest is all. I definitely don't think my comment was rude or mean at all. I'm sorry you feel that way though.
Fasterkill 6
I don't think your comment was rude or mean, just honest and informative.
chemchic 7
38. Stalker?
littlecuntcats 6
You follow his/her comments?