Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
missy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Italy
Healthy lifestyle choices
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Top comments
TryToBeKind 0
that would piss me off
mk58 31
Oh wow, I don't believe I've ever come across such a fine specimen of stupidity.
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TryToBeKind 0
that would piss me off
troyboyd05 0
YDI for riding a bike instead of someone's mom.
SAMHAlN 0
I litarly excuse my bad spelling went "ha ha ha"
ned_schneebley 0
i agree your life is ******. it feels so good to get your braces off i would be pissed if that had happened to me.
mk_03 0
HA!
Shuttertap 0
Noname. You post way too many to be actually having these things happening to you. GET A LIFE.
mk58 31
Oh wow, I don't believe I've ever come across such a fine specimen of stupidity.
loooloool 13
#5 Have you been drinking some stupid juice?
ScratchCatPower 32
This isn't just ordinary stupid. This... This is advanced stupid.
pinkfrenchrose 5
#5, you're a dumb ass. It's noname as in "No Name," not some weird foreign name or something. LOL
inlimbo11 0
^common sense just doesn't grow on trees does it? op: yeah, fyl. you can still get that fixed though.
sunny1192 0
Oh, ouch! At least you did it with some form of dignity (something normal like falling off your bike). I chipped one of my front teeth when I was a kid - I was spinning around on a basketball court, blowing bubbles, got dizzy, fell over and kissed the concrete. My camp counselors couldn't help me straightaway because they couldn't stop laughing.
pgray18 0
the braces wouldnt have prevented that.. in fact it would have been worse cuz they woulda broken n ****** up inside ur mouth.. just get it fixed
shadowcalling 0
number 5. noname isnt a real person it is a way to hide their real user name so people dont know who the embarrassing this really happened too
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I'd cry.