Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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xlord 27
at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.
ariverperson 11
write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!
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xlord 27
at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.
xlord 27
And I don't think you should feed him to the neighbors dog. I suggest going breaking bad on him. You will need a bathtub, some hydrofluoric acid, a body and a crazy chemistry teacher.
RvidxrKlvn 8
I don't think anyone says LOL when they hear something funny... At least not in a real conversation
charvisioku 22
23, you'd be surprised :(
xlord 27
Go to any high school and spend 5 minutes with a freshman/yer 7 kid.
OmerSuper 10
Bazinga!
TheFirstSamurai 18
#7 Don't you need a plastic bin big enough for the body? :)
jackiemora 18
That or "fail!" ._. A co-worker of mine says that and it's so annoying.
Evelynn84 6
It could get worse. He could start knocking on everything and repeatedly say "Penny" *knock, knock, knock* "Penny" for hours. Lol
loccsta83 5
That show is retarded
Abdul888 16
No sex if he does it again ;)
mfischer 17
But what if she wants sex?
Yisuck 4
he should get more sex for epicness
Alliente 9
That's a little bit extreme.
msjoyfull84 0
Don't you mean coitus?
Jeffo193 13
#57...I totally read that in Sheldon's voice xD
Jeffo193 13
A classic case of Sheldonitis...
musicalnoodles23 5
Inflammation of the Sheldon?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Favorite show. OP, don't mess with the Shamy.
hamburgerjung 23
Not even close... He says it to show he isn‘t being serious. The BF uses it, whenever he says or hears something funny. That doesn‘t make him a Sheldon. That makes him a dumbass.
UberNova 18
Wow something is annoying! You poor thing.
ariverperson 11
write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!
happyllama12 5
Don't you mean relationship agreement? (:
YoungMisfit 9
Well it would have to be both, since I believe they live together and are dating. So it will be a split
laurenlovesjb 20
Just ignore him until he stops! If he wants to act like a preschooler who wants attention, then treat him like one! It always works on the kids I babysit!
neilykins 29
Not once have I seen Lauren get upset at the comments people have said. DROP THE J.B. HATE! It's getting old, let her be.
neilykins 29
Someone always has to point it out, it's quite annoying. As I said, it's getting old, honey.
gracehi 33
She can dedicate her profile to whatever the **** she wants, you hypocritical V for Vendetta fan boy. It doesn't necessarily indicate that she's obsessed. It's just an anonymous online profile. It's not like it's a big part of her. My profile was recently dedicated to a character from "Walking Dead," and now it's dedicated to The Beatles. Give me shit for that. I dare you. I doubt you'd care if she showed her devotion to something you liked. Get over yourself.
gc327072 31
TheIsland- doesn't it suck when you get pwned by someone with less comments than you?
gc327072 31
TheIsland- doesn't it suck when you get pwned by someone with less comments than you?
Ren_Uchiha 11
The kids you babysit, not a full-grown man. . . There is a difference.
laurenlovesjb 20
I understand that, but this "full grown man" is acting like the kids u babysit. So he deserves to be treated like them.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Actually he's acting like the genius Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Bazinga.
quincykid23 6
Talking about "responsibility and growing up", when ur a Justin beiber fan? Yikes...
kozzard 17
90- how does one's taste in music start indicating maturity level? please stop being an ass, and learn to respect people who have done nothing to lose the deserved respect they have.
hawright 13
88- They never see your bazinga's coming do they? ( See episode 43, The Gothowitz Deviation)
BlueFlatts 20
This coming from a Justin Believer. Bazinga.
dfc09 5
I gave you a downvote purely because of your name and picture
laurenvec 3
88- You said exactly what I was thinking when I read this comment! She has terrible taste in music. Her and OP lack a sense of humor also.
DaniPandi 22
Hey, it's a good show.
LaughinStock 16
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested". I always remember this same part of the commercial whenever I'm watching something on TBS.
Mister_Triangle 21
I once heard it described as "nerd blackface" and now I can't see it as anything else. It's nothing but negative stereotypes about intelligent people. Plus, if you watch it without the laugh track, every character is obviously an asshole.
1dvs_bstd 41
Can't blame him, "Bazinga" has a zing in it.
whoisthisgirl 4
You mean its "zazzie"
hamburgerjung 23
Still using it wrong is just stupid. You say Bazinga, when you aren‘t serious, NOT whenever you say or hear something funny. OPs BF is just a dumbass of he watches the show and doesn‘t get that.
tknds4 6
Watch it with him. It's a great show!
fuzz97 23
Naw.
Mr25_fml 14
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state...
Hillaryy789 9
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
ariverperson 11
the earth began to cool....
nikininja 4
The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools...
gummybear1996 13
We built a wall, we built the pyramids
RocketNinjaFish 12
Mad sciene, history. Unravelling the mystery...
RocketNinjaFish 12
Mad science, history, Unravelling the mystery...
mod3rator 2
That all started with a Big Bang!
sunworshiper 10
BANG!
gracehi 33
BANG!
MedKits 9
*golf clap*
anythingmustbe 18
#28 its math not mad
Forlorn420 9
That was beautiful *wipes tears away*
hawright 13
Thanks #93, I thought I was the only one who caught that.
tsent8 15
Second verse! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us debating why were here they're catching deer.
RocketNinjaFish 12
93: oh sorry. I feel stupid now lol And sorry it posted twice, i didn't mean that :(