Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Top comments
jasonf00 1
Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.
tcharbs 0
what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5
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Comments (161)
youngclench 0
you're stupid, being hit in the dick dosen't hurt. Being hit in the ballson the otherhand...
4evermossin 0
if he's jealous of that he's probably a douche who wishes he could suck himself off but as a man I think I can speak for all of us when I say damn call me sometime haha
Suchagoonnn 4
oh god thats so kinky
fizzypop14 3
too bad your bf doesn't have a foot fetish, then you could blow him, suck him, and stick your feet in his face all at once!
qjdb 8
hell, if you lived anywhere near me, my wife would probably drive me over to your house herself. haha tell boyfriend that he is a retard if he doesn't appreciate this 'special talent' that you have
RyanX92 0
well if he dumps you call me rofl
fancynat 0
I think that's not a bad thing
domosumo 0
Did you find this out while having sex with him or someone else? It might clear a few things up for you.
monkeyinsilk 7
pretty sure you're lying
tylerk420 0
technically its " more stupid than me" and i get hat hes trying to say. getting bagged is definitely worse.