Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Top comments
jasonf00 1
Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.
tcharbs 0
what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5
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Comments (161)
zimbosmurf 8
Feel free to come to germany and meet someone who appreciates your special abilities! ;)
prinzess_fml 25
wow and that's your first comment ever apparently. contorsionist fetish?
tencentsakiss 19
I think what you meant was that he needs to be kneed in the crotch :)
whirlednews 8
Are you kidding me, he is jealous? So he wants to be that flexible? I would have so much fun with a chick like that.
mexipunker 0
O_O Will you marry. me?
loveisforever876 0
I agree with everyone, find a man! because it sounds like your dating a boy! :)
lifesluck 0
you're pathetic. Anything for attention
sourgirl101 29
Join the "Cirque du Soleil" since you seem to date clowns!(:
OneEyeAskew 1
Hypermobility.
Flickaferret 0
Since he appears to be one of the biggest douches in the world... text me sometime to chat with someone that is more than willing to take care of someone with such AMAZING talent! 704-HI-DUCKY
emodude44 0
I'd **** OP in every conceivable position,