Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Top comments
jasonf00 1
Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.
tcharbs 0
what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5
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Comments (161)
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
he must be some what gay lmfao bi? leave him some other guy will find that sexy and attractive. more like FHL
mimibabyboo24 0
I was thinking the same thing what exactly is that
daznad 0
what exactly is your picture? boob city here we come!
bubbles944770 0
wow rlly mature lik u hav never seen them before
omgalltheusernam 0
teach my gf PLEASE!!!
XxDevilxXGt 26
Yeah... call me OP :3
pike1346 3
I don't get it. I'm ready if u need a new boyfriend. we will put that skill to use. sulphurplague is gay like your BF
TheFamilyGuy 0
I can see where that would come in handy *troll face*..... why would he wanna do that?? that would be considered T-Bagging himself O.o ....I guess he enjoys being t-bagged OP look into that OP ;)
AnagenisisZagus 13
That is awesome. Film that and send me a video. That is too ******' sexy to go to waste, youngblood.
Ikz_Hustler 9
Isn't that a good thing?? Your bf needs to get over himself =L
dirtyblond 4
ill call you..;)
Nullcharacter 0
It's called hyper mobility, and if he breaks up with you over it, he's either lying or a douche. Flexible chicks are hot.
LostKezia 5
i have hyper mobility which is the exact opposite of hers. My joints dont stay in their sockets.