Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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TwoStrokeKing 9
Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.
omfg_creepers 8
This could become kinky.
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omfg_creepers 8
This could become kinky.
AvaCharlie 6
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I wanna thumbs this up but I don't wanna break the 69..
DoNotEnter 5
Go on a hiatus until he calms down. He'll wise up.
perdix 31
Where is my hiatus? That sounds painful!
Ray_of_midnight 23
I don't know but I think you can get a hernia of it.
WeWalkIn1D 11
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I'm so sorry.
kittykat1497 7
It's okay I forgive you.
WeWalkIn1D 11
Thanks
JerryH 9
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Just stop commenting, please
sens3sfailing 25
If you are arrogant enough to tell people to stop commenting, maybe you should kindly continue commenting at your own leisure, but maybe reconsider being less mean in your future comments!
Canucksftw24 6
Go buy a vibrator for until he grows up. It sounds like you'll need it
zingline89 18
Yeah and shove it up his butt. His legs will twitch.
sens3sfailing 25
He could borrow the one he gave his mom for Christmas OP was supposed to get from him.
Sniper_Chick 14
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Do it back. Watch both his legs and arms twitch. Pay-back is a bitch.
Canucksftw24 6
5: You want her to flick his clit?...
Sniper_Chick 14
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Did you fail biology?
A7XCamaro 19
I think that's the point. You said to do it back, which would involve flicking his clit.
Sniper_Chick 14
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Well if you want to get stupid we were all women once upon a time in the womb. Maybe the douchebag is a woman on some level. I'll bet he screams like one if you flick him post sex.
Sniper_Chick 14
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Next time i'll be sure to mention the word PENIS. For the not so sharp pencils.
_W00H00_ 6
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Idk..... I mean just because he may have had that chromosome doesn't mean he's a woman now. And some guys aren't sensitive following sex. I know if I got flicked I'd probably flick you in the face cuz I'm trying to sleep.
sens3sfailing 25
Next time be CLEAR and state YOUR idea concisely AS to AVOID confusion next time. I like capitalizing THE RANDOM parts of some sentences TO SHOW how it accomplishes NOTHING.
Sniper_Chick 14
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Xxx Have a happy new year.
Iniezian 18
No, it is impossible to flick his clit considering men have no clit, but the penis often gives a similar response, because the head is the male version of the clit, so she could learn to do it right and make his legs twitch.
Lacist 19
#34 Uses sarcasm, doesn't realize sarcasm.
CharresBarkrey 16
40 - The female ******** has over four times the number of nerve endings in it than the head of the penis, which makes it more sensitive. I don't think flicking his head will have the same result.
texashater75 16
Have a happy new year to you too snipper chick. Hopefully next year will be better for posting replays where people will use there heads for fingering things out instead of jumping to the dumbest option available. BTW, I thought your first comment was funny And made sense.
Iniezian 18
42 - That's actually not true, that the ******** has 4 times the nerve endings. Both the clit and the glans have about 8,000, but they're more spread out in the glans, so it's harder to stimulate but if done right, he can get the same response.
SomeDeadRabbits 8
#5 I don't get how his arms would also twitch...
pzychosys 5
A health lesson courtesy of the FML idiots.
mod3rator 2
26 Getting flicked in the penis doesn't really hurt...
Sniper_Chick 14
Thanx #45. :) Just a classic example of trolls day out on FML. I was after the badge for comments.
Nooblah 15
45, perhaps next year you'll use your brain more often as well...
Orioh 8
dudes don't have clitoride.
TwoStrokeKing 9
Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.
xNephilim 19
Ah... I know how you feel. My boyfriend realized this too, except that for me, it's such a strong sensation that it's uncomfortable. I basically crawled up the wall when he did it. At first, I didn't really have the heart to tell him that, but after a few minutes of this almost torture, I had to. I felt quite bad, because he was so excited to have found my "sweet spot". Oh well, he got over it. FYL for having a douchebag boyfriend, though. Mine quit after he realized how uncomfortable it was for me.
dizzaymizlizzay 11
I'm glad to hear I'm not the only girl that twitches in a non aroused way when flicked. Men tend to think they're getting you good if your legs keep jumping but it doesn't.
Dilwann 27
Sooo true... 'Hey, it's a response, I must be doing something good!' Mine still doesn't seem to understand that it's really not fun, even though I told him numerous times. Sometimes I just feel like hitting him in the head for that :)
happle 21
He might just be doing it too roughly. That's how it was with my boyfriend and me.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
I feel the same way, but it's awesome at the right moments. Just can't be too rough.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Wow... A lot of boyfriends who like to flick ********'
bubbat101 36
I'm glad I am not alone in that. A couple of my exes used to think it was hilarious to roughly stroke over that part just to see me twitch...it made me so mad.
80skid 15
Is your boyfriend 5?
klutz44 28
Hopefully 5 year olds aren't flicking clits.
briteone 2
When I was 5- that's all I was doing
80skid 15
You never know these days.
amara92_fml 10
Lmfaaaoooo!!!
sens3sfailing 25
How many asses do you have and how do the keep falling off?
Jordath_Fil 11
Apparently three... Must be using crappy glue to reattach them.
breakingbad_fml 27
Maybe he'll stop if you 'accidentally' kick him in the face.
chinozigzag 2
Sexy
Driblets 8
Just wanted to say that you are gorgeous. :3