Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Top comments
Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
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Comments (167)
Levitated 14
Ouch! FYL :s
m0tl3ycru3 0
Way to kill the mood :(
OneNightStan 2
If peeing in your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis!
Keyman1212 14
I'm sure they made up for it with some kinky hospital sex.
JustAnotherSlap 0
Doesn't matter had sex!
somewizdom 15
Are you the same girl who dislocated her jaw? If so I wonder what you'll dislocate next..
skullcandifiedDJ 5
maybe your boyfriend is a sadist..
blackheart24 10
Talk about rough.
fackincrazy 0
That's the problem they didn't
cheerluv15 0
That's all you care about killing the mood?
wellinever 5
Peeing your pants while fully naked must have been pretty spectacular.
lailabob 0
Agreed seems like you deserved it XD
odexy 12
Exactly the point I was going to bring up as well haha. xD
dr_random 11
Maybe she peed so hard that it managed to reach her pants?! :P
Buttsexpirate 9
He's pretty good if he can get you wet that fast.
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
m0tl3ycru3 0
In this case go to the hospital
superficialheart 11
Go to the hospital? I'm sure that was her first thought.. Right after posting this FML.
imcutefml 0
Irish mexican? Wierd combo sounds like a good combo 4 drinking
superficialheart 11
Are you lost?
elephantom12 9
37- that's the commenter is, Irish and Mexican.
belkinbra 12
They were home you silly goose.
labudamike 6
She needs diapers
RuskiManBearPig 4
In this case get hard or go home.
beto0580 0
auuchhhh
minnymouse20 13
That must have been awkward...
angrymexican 8
So what your saying is it's awkward to dislocate your shoulder?
ScaughtieHolden 11
Probably the piss..
majaylasaunt 0
That would be sooo awkward when you pee your self and embarrasing...damn I'm sorry
ladykyky 4
you peed your pants, when you weren't wearing pants. stud.
SCREAM4meeee 0
You weren't wearing pants remember?
Gryphus0204 1
Fake???
Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
Fruit_Dealer 9
I like how the last sentence is about pee even though the humiliation does not even compare to the pain of dislocating a shoulder. Honestly breaking a bone is better, as it strengthens when fully regenerated.
Savra_fml 17
Good one # 90. If it is the same girl, that would be a very misfortunate girl, but a great FML.
kylejpoppinga 3
The jaw one got me horny... ;)
momo1972 3
I thought you were naked?
kaylapple 1
peeing in your pants while being fully naked??? thats unheard of!