Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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blueeyedwolf 10
If you are busting at the seams of said clothes, I don't think it's safe to say they fit...
sweet_candy_ 17
Why do people keep their high school clothes? Eventually it will lead to disappointment.
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blueeyedwolf 10
If you are busting at the seams of said clothes, I don't think it's safe to say they fit...
Thanatos1206 0
Anyone else notice it doesn't say OP is female?? This could be a gay guy
PeteyPablo12308 20
LMFAO!!!
seahorses4eva 4
12- I'm failing to see what - if any - difference it would make, if it were.
xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9
just because you can button them/ zip it up/ pull it over your head does NOT mean it fits...theres a big difference between squeezing in and fitting and your husband pointed it out, though he couldve approached it in a more sensative way
Thanatos1206 0
If you were more observant you'd notice I never said it would make a difference. I'm merely stating that it could and everyone is assuming OP is female because of the word "husband".
blueeyedwolf 10
How did I assume anything? My statement was completely lacking any male/female identity. And my statement is what you replied to. Some of the other statements have, but not this one.
Thanatos1206 0
I was just saying. I didn't direct it towards you #1.
Thanatos1206 0
34 - Alright I'll admit that was a bad on my part but I only did it so people would notice quicker and stop the assumptions. There's probably a reason OP didn't include their sex on this post.
brennan677 0
are we really fighting over the OP's gender?
docscientist 10
Stop trying to back that train up, Thanatos, you derailed it a long time ago.
dusty209 0
#12. I think u might b a gay guy
Thanatos1206 0
63 *you *be
dirtyblond 4
his chode looks stuffed sausage
dirtyblond 4
*like a
ktdad07 0
What is this? I don't even...
SirEBC 7
15, please allow me to elaborate. 3 said that OP's husband's chode looks like a stuffed sausage. The next time you're about to use a horribly played-out cliche, dig deep inside of that ********-sized brain of yours and think, "Hm. Is saying this going to make me come off as a moron?" It will help. I promise. I'm hard on you only because I care.
dirtyblond 4
thank you kind sir.
ktdad07 0
A chode is the area between the testicles and anus. As it is not an appendage, and is merely a patch of skin, how could it possibly look like a stuffed sausage? It was a poor insult. Stop trying to be clever, 3. And EBC, of course I used a horribly played-out cliche. I'm on the internet.
dirtyblond 4
its a slang term-____- chode=penis(wider than it is long) the more you know!
dirtyblond 4
example: My boyfriend wanted a handjob but i couldnt get a good grip because he had a chode
AnagenisisZagus 13
#3- Using Urban Dictionary, are you? **** you! Chode
dirtyblond 4
hahaha yesss,yess i am! ohh heell nahhh, f u , you **** juggling thunder ****!
ktdad07 0
Eh, fair enough. I don't agree with this new-fangled definition but it makes your original post acceptable. And sorry to hear about your boyfriend's abnormal penis.
dirtyblond 4
there you go.. lol,i dont have a boyfriend that was the dictionaries example,just to help you out understand it more.
TheSithAssassin 15
The area you were referring to #15 is the guche. The term chode and guche have been around for a long time.
dirtyblond 4
WORD.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Dirtyblond, I am unsure as to what you said but I will comment no longer after this, I was just being a fucktard, haha, I find Urban Dictionary useless. Good comment, good game, good game.
ktdad07 0
She called you a **** juggling thundercunt. It was better when Ryan Reynolds said it, trust me. And it's gooch, which is another word for chode, which means exactly what I said it means. Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation.
AnagenisisZagus 13
I applauded you, sir.
dirtyblond 4
thanks 55-_____-
Sirin_fml 47
ktdad07: Her comment was moderated for a reason; please don't repost it.
ktdad07 0
May I ask what that reason was?
Sirin_fml 47
Disregarding the first commenting rule.
intheboot 0
^lmao Winnah!!!!
ktdad07 0
I was going to rant about how I think it's hypocritical that you tell everyone to play nice and refrain from posting "shocking or hateful comments," while the mods here will edit users posts at will to make statements like "I like turtles in my ass" and even more absurd and insulting stories. But instead I'll just say: Sorry Sirin, it won't happen again. Now aren't I a good little boy?
allmidnighteyes 11
If you're going to be a total assbox, you deserve whatever editing your comments get via divine modtervention. The mods can do what they want if they see fit. This website isn't the United States, you don't get your whole freedom of speech shit here.
Sirin_fml 47
Correct. Disingenuous assertions and sarcasm don't detract from the fact that a rule was broken. Accept it, move on, and have fun.
TheZarola 10
Not an FML IMO. He just told you the truth. Would you rather try to go out in public wearing the clothes and get made fun of? YDI for not noticing it, anyway.
mintcar 10
Stuffed sausages are disgusting.
techweed 12
f*ck u, stuffed sausages FTW
bluntbeak 6
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHH
sweet_candy_ 17
Why do people keep their high school clothes? Eventually it will lead to disappointment.
dantheman1988 0
exactly. especially if you went to high school pre-1995. you would look like a big dork.
warsun 27
I keep my primary school uniform cause I loved it there with my friends. Highschool? **** that shit
blahblahla 7
I still fit in to mine, although it hasn't been too long so far since i graduated in 2012.
HesJustTheBest 0
I'd be more concerned about your hoarding personality. You should go see a psychiatrist and get that sorted out before it gets any worse.
ColdGold 6
If you keep losing weight he'll have to eat his words.
Alex_The_Human 2
High school's over, let it go lady
wisericky 12
im thinking that OP is huge, then she fit her self in super small clothing and she appears to be thin, then she started rumbeling and the cloths ripped and fat rolls are flying all over the place.
TrillionHearts 0
ya might wanna think about loosing more weight before trying them on again:)