Leaking
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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Top comments
bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
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bombtastic 10
sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.
rockhound 0
that's better than ******** yourself
rustic 0
hahahah xD imagining it is pretty funny xD pee spurting in his face and mouth xD sucks tho Op try other positions.
LOLatU87 0
Pee or squirt? it's a very fine line. you best smell it to be sure
happykate120 0
its a whole new definition to the term supersoak
happykate120 0
a whole new definition to the term supersoak.
nond2nv 4
I think it's probably g-spot related more than actually needing to pee.
Stupified 0
YDI for having sex before marriage!!! jk, I wish I could get laid
mexicutioner123 0
call r kelly
ifyouseekamy666 0
44 just mess up ur hair a lil and ur good to go hehe ;P
adamsk1 0
most likely not pee. you probably squirted. I agree with the ppl that say do your research
paxpix08 0
Get @ meee!
spidersilkx9 0
golden showers.. kinky
guckylynn 19
Actually 68, it's not urine. He's probably hitting her g-spot which is causing her to ejaculate via the female prostate which is located just inside the urethra. It makes you feel like you have to pee, then you squirt a clear liquid which is NOT urine! OP research female ejaculation, it'll tell you all about it!
Dat_NewNew 0
Why don't you have a seat over there?
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Good advice. That other lady has no clue, none, nada, zip, zilch! This advice is correct.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
libertyw is only 18 years old. She could not be more wrong. It is not pee. Parents please educate your children, yes even about the gory details. That way they won't be mislead by erroneous info from people like that. Stubborn as a mule about something they know Nothing about...definitely go before and after to avoid bladder infections though!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
You are so wrong. It would be funny if not so sad. The stuff comes from the same place your lubrication does. Do you think you pee your lubrication? HaHaHa If this is any example of your sexual knowledge...You probably have kids already because you thought pulling out works! Maybe 4-5 kids since you don't seem to learn...People seriously, teach your kids about their bodies!
9010649 3
OH MY GAWD!! Chris Hanson! *BLAM!*
B4SK3TB4IL 0
maybe u r a squirter
rockhound 0
damn scrabblebabe, 3 comments in a row over a period of 18 minutes. I guess 68 really got to you, huh?
vespr 0
squirtle water gun attack!!!!
nond2nv 4
68, you're a moron.
Dat_NewNew 0
That's right 137. Best be watching your back now.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
No, I was commenting on 3 different comments and they clumped together, not sure why. But, ya she is ignorant, lol...I just do not want people to believe that and be misinformed badly.
KCTruth4 0
50=WIN
getzy 0
ur into golden showers?
aussie_babe91 5
you got everything right except the female prostate gland, woman dont have one, it is another gland that holds fluid and is released thru stimulation and ******. but ya pee first that was y ensure there is no urine there just the clear fluid
luis420 0
u sure ur not squirting
Shockvalue 0
Yes, libertyw is only 18 and doesn't know what she's talking about, but her being 18 has nothing to do with it. I knew what female ejaculation was when I was 17, even though I didn't have sex till I started college.
Kilomech 8
This sounds about right.
graciedacie 0
Many women really do pee during sex. (Yes, actual pee. Urea and all.) It's SO annoying when people get upset and try to correct them, blah-blah-blahhing about female ejaculation. Take a chill pill, and realize you could be the wrong one.
Craven_Morrhead 0
That's not pee! It's most definitely female ejaculate and, btw, that's hot as hell! Not all women can do it and your man is a lucky guy!!
roperdoll 0
lolol
WhatuhNoob 0
whats the 'G' in G spot mean? ;D
DeviantBreeder 7
That's like saying a man's **** is the same as his piss, because it comes from the same hole. Or vomit & saliva are the same. Pretty crappy argument you've got going on there... lol.
Oreohugzpenny 4
#14 Not in my life time will I put my face next to my pee.
maximumDERP 6
****** lol
coolbeans26 12
Wow. Seriously? Please research. You are very very wrong. No liquid should EVER shoot out of your ****** that means something is very wrong.
sunniebunny4 0
so, I hope you aren't doing that position anymore..? duh
doink 0
Zomg you are so smart.
12596 0
kinky
12596 0
kinky
lonley_mom 0
are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...
lizamaphone 6
squirting DOES NOT look like peeing. it's way more.... projectile.
skyttlz 32
squirtings more projectile or peeings more projectile?
adamsk1 0
I squirt and it doesn't project. but it's still awesome!!!
paulhawkes 5
Before squirting for the first time most women report thinking they're going to pee (and often stop or try to stop). It's only as they 'let go' that they have an overwhelming gspot ******. The projectile squirts often seen in **** is rare. The clear liquid that quiets out is not pee...
karst 4
Are you sure you didn't have a G-Spot ******?
MsBrainDamage 0
people who think the sensation of peeing can be confused with any sort of ****** well... they are two different feelings. clitoral or vaginal neither feels like piss or looks like piss!! even if squirting looks similar it doesn't feel similar I'm sure she knew the difference hence the FML
RedPillSucks 33
Perhaps if she's never had one before she might not know the difference. I don't know, just a thought.
paulhawkes 5
Before squirting for the first time most women report thinking they're going to pee (and often stop or try to stop). It's only as they 'let go' that they have an overwhelming gspot ******. The projectile squirts often seen in **** is rare. The clear liquid that quiets out is not pee...
FYLDeep 26
I bet you'll pee your sheets and your boyfriend too. Fun for everyone.
manonwater 0
then don't do it!!! lmfao!!!
BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you actually pee'd then gross, pee before AND after sex btw. The feeling that you've got to pee during sex may just be the big O.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
some guys like that. ;)
lickmyjock 0
and wet.
raymanbrint 0
I concur. you're likely having a g spot ****** and not peeing. as long as a guy knows what it is, it's hot