Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Top comments
RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
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Comments (112)
BoredomIsReal 13
Well have sex to have him face his fear.
1dvs_bstd 41
I'm gonna guess OP's fiance is scared of having sex, hence the FML. I wonder what the phobia would be called :/
jake_braves 25
Let's hope this fear doesn't last too long!
FluffyPandas156 13
#31 it's called genophobia, having to fear sex intercourse.
yaxm1000 10
Well no ******* shit Sherlock
Marcelb 17
Phallusfractophobia?
RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
sstahpp 33
Hahaha...sure it is...
Brittin8or 12
I mean I get why he's scared, no male wants a broken penis lol. But he's now the fiance, he should at least TRY his best.
1dvs_bstd 41
In all seriousness and fairness, there are times I've felt like it is easy for a guy's dick to break while trying the cowgirl position.
Dovahkiin_1997 22
Yes apparently cowgirl is the most dangerous and is most likely to actually result in a broken dick ?
Vitotaylor36 13
You are correct. My gf, who is a cna and trying to get in to nursing school, just told me about that. She learned it in class not long ago.
abNormal62 23
Tell him you will treat his penis like a collectable toy. And everyone knows it's more valuable when it's mint in box
whitnayfortooh 29
or so he says...:(
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
briang959 47
Maybe what I should've said was...I'm no Dr. Phil but something smells fishy about his fear. :)
ronzi 15
I agree with you, something's not right
jake_braves 25
Hopefully it doesn't come to the point where there is never sex. Lol
Wutdafuqq 24
It probably started at a young age. His father would always snap cucumbers in front of him, telling him that if he didn't behave, he would suffer the same fate.
brytonhansen 19
Oh my god there's blood everywhere!!!
Dramori 29
Tell him to take the lead and be on top - he can control the pace himself that way and reduce the chances of breakage?!
rivaraven 35
Woman or man being on top and "riding" the dick is one of the most common ways to break your penis. Just saying.
Purexinsanity 46
#68 I don't think a man can get his penis "ridden" if he's on top while being intimate with a woman. As #7 said, the man gets full control when he's on top
Shlalg 15
#80 you've seriously misinterpreted what #68 was saying, or don't believe gay dudes exist.
rivaraven 35
I did misread it a bit. I thought #7 said, that the woman should be on top, so he could pace it. But now I read it again and realised my mistake. Still, if he would let her be on top, then my comment does make sense.
Seoyoon 2
inb4 sex with my husband is so boring I fell asleep during sex today. FML
doctorhook86 25
Is he pretty long? Are you too rough? A broken dick can happen, and it's a serious injury if it does.
Tymaster5 22
Lol Your picture fits your comment.
relaxeazy 24
Small objects are often easily damaged
jake_braves 25
Or swallowed.
MehNameIsJuan 15
41, No.
Invictus_Anima 5
As long as you two don't try any positions that make him bend at awkward angles, he should be fine. If he really is that afraid though, let him get on top so he's in control.