Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up during sex and set me on his shoulders, with his face buried in my pussy. I loved it until he took a step and put my face right in the path of the ceiling fan. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
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Top comments
yourlifesfucked 0
BOOM! Headshot! Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!
amberbby69 6
Meh, it happens.
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Comments (70)
Lizza330 28
I hope you're okay.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Bonk.
DudeImBetter 0
bonk 2 the max.
ishama13 0
That makes one hard thing in your intamcy.
Aurinity 0
That's what you want.
boopityboppity 11
Be sure to check out the thrilling conclusion to the "Bonk" series (following "Bonk" and "Bonk 2: The Max") by watching the latest smash hit: "Bonk 3: Aftershock".
XxDevilxXGt 26
well if he was lowering his head to kiss your neck and you raised yourself up wouldn't he end up kissing your ****? just sayin ^^
KingDingALing 9
Bonk: To The Extreme! Bonk: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Butthole
Selena_is_back 7
KA-POW! D:
buddybudda 0
do me now!!
eshhayz 0
which head?
InDenial 6
Lolwut?
luvyah 0
cute
allstar2000000 0
Doesn't matter had sex
seymourlilly17 0
YDI for not being married.
LFAM_fml 0
Comment Moderated? lol what did u say?
Hgielad_720 0
She said YDI for not being married or something like that.
iGrenade 0
how is that offensive? some mods are just too sensitive. /facepalm
yourlifesfucked 0
BOOM! Headshot! Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!
Hgielad_720 0
YDI for having sex. ;)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yes, sex is a horrible act! How dare you!
boopityboppity 11
26 is angry because 4 iz be trollin', and thus is encroaching on his territory.
Hgielad_720 0
Nah. I was being serious. :)
boopityboppity 11
Really? It's irrelevant. I was making a joke.
Hgielad_720 0
No, haha I was kidding. Yes, I realized you were joking. I chuckled a little.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
26 I iz b joking as well, I iz b jealous virgin maby or just anti **** unless dey ****** on me den hell ya gimme dat shiit!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Since I have no idea what I just said, I'll say it again. 36, I think you tink that I think that 4 thinks that sex is an unacceptable act, but i think that's not what I thought at all! If I could get laid I would... Probably.
Selena_is_back 7
Sex is overrated.
boopityboppity 11
So I'm told, Selena.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yup.
Selena_is_back 7
What would I know? I'm just a teenager.
boopityboppity 11
... Then why would you say something like that?
BenD0VER 0
Take it from me, sex IS overrated. You'll never forget your first time. The first 3-5 girls, and it's exciting. After that, it's really just same old, same old. My left hand can do a better job than half the girls I've ******.
PushMyButtons 5
your a lefty?
emmi23 0
thats coz u hav neva fuked me ( but i dont think u eva will)
PushMyButtons 5
*you're
emmi23 0
73 its coz u havnt slept wit me yet ( not that u ever will)
SirSantpoort 0
56 - Sex is overrated? I guess no guy gave it good enough to be you.. Sucks to be you :(
underguarded 20
I'm gonna jump on this and say, if you don't have good sex partners maybe it's your fault????? this is getting irrelevant to the main topic isn't it?
amberbby69 6
You guys have seriously been with the wrong people. Sex is so not overrated. lol
MuchDance90s 0
Sec is great... sometimes just "very good" and other times it's amazing! I've had sex with the same person for over 10 years, however, so that may have something to do with it. Lots of practice? Maybe for some people who have had multiple partners it's more difficult for some people to get in sync? I have no idea. But in my experience... it's one of my favorite activities!
MuchDance90s 0
haha, SEX not sec SEX SEX SEX
yamad21 0
virgin bitch don't say sex is bad it is best thing ever
butthole_cheeze 0
good God, you are so beautiful (#4)
corytheboss 0
4 is my lovable Teddy bear?
Hgielad_720 0
What??
Ashley121645 0
4 stfu u annoying bitch
Ashley121645 0
sex is overrated for people who **** too much or just fail at sex. maybe the reason its soo bad is because of your performance.
No_LoveMM 3
4, 36, and 56 are all either virgins, or gay. And if they are the former, then they have no experience with it and therefore have no right to talk about it. If they are the latter, then I understand why it is overrated to you.
Iluv2D_fml 0
If you were having real fun it wouldn't have hurt. Just sayin...
sourgirl101 29
"Sex" is the most fun you can have with out laughing.
BahahahLOL 0
Hey there sour girl ;)
ShadyFTW1 0
46 your words of wisdom will stick with me forever.
TheDrifter 24
46 you're not supposed to laugh during sex? I must be doing it wrong.
catstuff 0
bahaha
mintcar 10
At least you're having sex?
mcxhunni 0
your upside down
Hgielad_720 0
*You're
CJrox606 0
Damn grammar Nazi!
so_unlucky89765 4
At leaste you were having sex with your boyfriend. I've never had a boyfriend fml :(
georggx 3
you have got 'luv my boyfriend' on your profile..
Aurinity 0
Lol..Failed fml.
imnotonaboat 0
attention *****
ShadyFTW1 0
haha /facepalm
georggx 3
don't have sex then.. aha..
amberbby69 6
Meh, it happens.
JHollywood 0
your beautiful lol I know that was random
EffinAhole 0
^creeper