Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
majorboom47 0
Camouflage is a redneck's favorite color or an idiot's
cam007_fml 0
Me, too.
morgan020 0
same here. my husbands favorite color if you want to call it that would be camo. more than half his wardrobe is camo. and no we don't have an engine hanging from the tree in the yard so we aren't rednecks...yet :)
CallMeHush 1
So, I'm sitting here in my favorite camo shorts eating a fluffernutter with my two hunting dogs (they love peanut butter) wondering, what if your favorite color is chrome? That is probably too unsophisticated also, snobs. ;D
americanafrican 32
thank you 121!
CrimsonWolf1294 0
I wouldn't blame her. camo rules...
theArmygirl2011 0
mmhmm agreed
betseyville 6
You know you're a redneck if...
youthink_fml 0
Learn to read people. He never said his girlfriend left him BECAUSE the new guy liked camo. His liking camo has nothing to do with it.
neko_ceko 3
Yeah, he said it in as "my gf left me for a guy that thinks camo is a color", not that the color is a reason why, I think
Laurendorcus 0
How do you know he likes Camo? Was he a friend of yours?
shizzzlerrr 0
Sounds like you have a big head...
dfarrey 0
Wow. People are misreading this one. She didn't leave him for the other guy BECAUSE his favorite color is camouflage; she left him for the other guy AND his favorite color is camouflage. Post hoc non ergo propter hoc, lupae.
iamchuck 0
Vini, vidi, stfu
dfarrey 0
Good one.
iamchuck 0
u Is kurekt. thnx 4 letin mi no
sc95060sc 0
only like 3 ppl on here even get it.
snickerfudles 0
only like 3 ppl understand doodles most of the time
iamchuck 0
Three seems kind of high.
Puolukka 4
Finally I can be a smartass... "Stultior quam asinus es." would be more like it. Usually in Latin the conjugated verb is found at the end of the sentence and "he, she, it" etc. are rarely used because the ending of the verb already provides that information... ;)
sourgirl101 29
He's not saying that's the reason she lefted him. He's saying he likes camouflage. She still would of lefted your ass if he liked hot pink. Three years is usually the breaking point in a relationship. Rebound chics watch out!
Boddmon 0
Lefted? My eye just twitched.
killabee 0
Is it red-neck, snuff-chewing, racist "cuz I was raised that way", "lets get married and have a muddin' party" camo? Your obvious resentment makes me think so. :D
mikeyl 0
Dont Hate. Lol. some of us like snuff, but the wedding and reception of mudding is a little extreme
killabee 0
Have you ever seen "My Big Redneck Wedding" on CMT? And don't worry, I don't hate. I am only so knowleagable because it is my heritage. :) Ah, the appalachian foothills.
morgan020 0
I love that show. my husband and I wanted to do something like that for our wedding but my mom said no. too bad. would've been one hell of a party.
TattedDownJah 2
Man idk what happen between yah'll but that's jus plain funny Lmao