Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Reality_bites 14
Dump his arse. Now.
morningwoody 0
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends
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Comments (76)
Reality_bites 14
Dump his arse. Now.
w00t_that_sucks 0
Yea, you can go out with me. Today, my girlfriend of 2 years told me that she had feelings for another guy. She also told me that she still loved me and wanted to be able to "come back" 100% sure.
unFmyLife 0
No freaking way. There's people that are that selfish? WOW. As if anyone would say, "No, its cool I love being your backup!"
The_Pleb 0
GUY TRANSLATION.... I love someone else, but for now since you still like me, lets have sex, thankyou. This isnt really a FML get over yo self.
Xero3g 5
We (guys) do love options...
quarty165 0
the_pleb, guys like you and the op's (soon to be ex)bf are the reason so many women hate men. There are great guys out there, but then there are douches like you.
bosgurl90 0
wow people r stupid
Veritas143 0
That my friend is honesty and hard to come by these days.. He told her and now she has the choice to stay or not.. Sucks that he likes someone else but you got off pretty good compared to what could have happened
music_baby224 0
oh..well i guess when you use the guy translation it makes it alot less of an FML. thanks for clearing that up doucher.
pittstonjoma 1
Yeah, dump the idiot.
allmidnighteyes 11
He's lying. He has feelings for another man.
Flutist 3
Not just feelings, he has been dating your brother.
redbluegreen 41
Your twin brother. Who has herpes.
allmidnighteyes 11
Herpe-gonorr-syphil-itis The ultimate STD
frozencyberspace 0
this string of comments is awesome.
Flutist 3
Almost as awesome as your mom was last night Op.
morningwoody 0
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends
khung835 6
why not me?
shudashuia 0
howerer ,the imagination of the humanbeing is powerful....how could you stand on a bf lilke the dick ... dump him asap ...that is the right thing you should do ..
kojimo 4
Err what?
cerebellum_fml 0
'Well i think you should know im married' woulda owned him
Whydoyouask 11
LOL
jchansfan 0
You're actually in an excellent position to sabatoge his chances with the other woman.
judgeymcjudge 0
At which point, you dumped him immediately and told him to GTFO and never contact you again, right? Right?!
inconvienentgurl 0
Right~!! tell him if he wants her he can have her n to never talk to you again. if the man cant appreciate having you and be completely faithful then he doesnt deserve you. and vise versa!!!
SugarPants 0
stay with him cheat on him show him the tape kick him in the nads and then tell him its not working out and say yall should see other people
AntiChrist7 0
After two years you still don't know he is a total ass? YDI