Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Widow_Maker 1
camo is not a colour, its a patern. (Navy uses blue camo, winter troops use white camo etc) YDI for being 12, (most stupid kids do, its how they learn). and also FYL for having a girlfriend with double-digit IQ.
MndM 0
you'd be surprised there are a lot of shallow supid people in the world
perdix 31
The other guy has been there all the time. On every date and whenever you two have had sex. It's just that his camouflage is that awesome. No wonder it's his favorite color! He has a parting message for you: She really didn't like the anal. She found it boring. Thanks for the wanks, though!
sperGlok3 0
what a dumbass
halyxcore 0
LOL. fail.
lilredvettefan 5
I don't think that is the only reason I think he has a bigger "gun" than u do to
SmakMyDerb 0
only some camo is cool. so it depends
sucubusdreams 0
woooow people people thx to all those who actually understood the fml others just wow haha our world is gonna turn into how idiocracy did ***** cars and all
Ashle1gh 14
Uh. What in the world did you just say?
dfarrey 0
You know what's sad? I actually understood this post. Dare I say, I agree with it somewhat. Unfortunately for the poster, they may just be part of the problem, not the solution.
applesmoothiee 2
I like your new picture snickerdoodles :)
trillian_fml 0
OOHRAH