Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
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Top comments
Cass_x 22
Are you really together for 2 years, or almost 2 years? Don't forget that her mother also carried her for 9 months.
naxeeb 33
If his daughter is 1 year old, he could have conceived her before you were with him, assuming you've been together for almost 2 years. But either ways, it must've been a shock to learn of it! FYL OP
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Cass_x 22
Are you really together for 2 years, or almost 2 years? Don't forget that her mother also carried her for 9 months.
rockwrench 18
Now that you said that #2, it makes sense.
WolliBolli 23
The kid could also be a bit more than one year old. Technically it's possible that he's not been cheating.
BlondePsycho 43
Or he couldve conceived when the two of them first met before their relationship became serious, depending on when the op considers their anniversary
sturschaedel 27
A 1-year-old kid is somewhere between the 1st and 2nd birthday. add 40 weeks of pregnancy and it would technically be possible that the conception was way before OPs relationship started. I'd definitly demand an explanation though.
i_needa_username 17
We've been together for 25 months exactly next week.
sirrubberduckie 37
OP, how many months old is his daughter?
EatUrGreens 20
He either slept with this woman just before meeting you, or cheated on you 3 months in your relationship.. if you want to be sure you need to specifically count all the months yourself and remember when you first met him, as well as exact date this baby was born and count back 9 months from her birth to see if it matches the date you met.
Setareh23 34
To be honest though, even if it turns out he didn't actually cheat on her it's still kind of a dick move on his part for hiding his daughter from her a full two years (I say 2 because I'm adding the whole pregnancy part you guys mentioned). I mean a few weeks (or even a month) I can understand, but 2 years? Not as bad as cheating, but still an FML in my opinion.
juturnaamo 29
Unless he just found out. Some guys don't know until the ex decides they need child support.
tdawg91 17
Also, is the kid EXACTLY one or 1 and a half?? Because 18 months + 9 months makes it before you were in the picture
Setareh23 34
#83 true, but the way the FML is worded ("I found out" rather than "we found out") seems to imply that she was the only one in the dark.
mlelene13 7
#2 gestation is 10 months.
booze_n_bitches 37
What a horrible thing to find out so late. It must be hard to choose to leave him after so long, so good luck whatever you decide to do, OP :(
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You mean ex-boyfriend right?
1dvs_bstd 41
your comment is not cliche or overused on this site at all.
djurmel89 30
Still funny.
Epikatz 22
Not really.
naxeeb 33
If his daughter is 1 year old, he could have conceived her before you were with him, assuming you've been together for almost 2 years. But either ways, it must've been a shock to learn of it! FYL OP
SirMichael 13
Also "1 year old" usually means between 1 and 2 years old, so if they've been together for more than 2 years if the kid is closer to 2 years old she could have been conceived before they were together.
swanheart 35
I'm assuming if it has been posted as an fml then the child must have been conceived while the op was in a relationship with the father?
xoteeshaox 22
Then again, op commented above that their relationship has only just hit 25 months. It only takes that daughter to be older than a year and 4 months for it not to be cheating.
Araj_Hs 19
Well, you need to be careful while making a decision, since it can be before he got with you! Best of luck, OP. Do not be so fast to judge, you need to know the story from every side.
Miss_Chevious 37
This is the part where you kick him to the curb
SideOfTheAngels 23
I hope that there's a chance it happened before you two got together. Otherwise that really sucks :/ Hope you're okay :)
Dick_diamond 22
Technically the math might still work out, if her mom got pregnant before you two got to the "exclusive" phase of your relationship..
Dick_diamond 22
Is she 1 as in exactly 12 months or 1 as in 1 year + several months?
1dvs_bstd 41
Introduce yourself to his wife? or other girlfriend... both of you should take turns in the deserved ass kicking.. it's about sending a message.
mct_1087 27
There is a chance that she was conceived before you started dating. Keep in mind that she could be nearly 2. What, did you think that babies are conceived and then born instantly?