Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
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perdix 31
Does she know she's your "girlfriend," or are you a crazy stalker and she is your prey?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Maybe she wanted you to come with her?? Maybe you were about to have the best sex of your life but didn't realize it!
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Comments (109)
norge83 8
Wake her up with pots and pans!
kevsnev 7
I'm so sorry OP! I know it hurts because I've been repeatedly rejected whenever I've confessed.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
I still love you.
wannaplay 1
That has two solutions. She probably means that she doesn't want to talk to you or she wants to have sex. Pretty sure she's shy to express her feelings don't worry
LoveMay 10
Then she doesn't deserve you, OP.
LittleGreenPaola 23
how could she be shy about her feelings after two years of relationship? she must be confused about something we don't know.
wannaplay 1
61- I don't know but it's just "The Ugly Truth"
newmanlyman3 8
that sucks, had that happen to me to.
kaydee_gal 4
id cry..
cheaptrix 6
How is she your girlfriend of 2 years if she can't tell you her feelings, that is if she has any towards you
francescabella 1
My boyfriend does the same thing and we have been together for two years. I know he loves me and I don't need him to say anything sweet back because he would have only said it because I did. Some times he even says "f*ck you!" when I say I love him but it just makes me laugh. The gf of OP may be one of those people who can't express their feelings, that's the way my bf is.
mars13_fml 8
Well some people just don't like talking about their feelings much and he picked a bad time to do it since it was at night. If a girl is tired she isn't going to be sympathetic and talk to you.
wolfgold2 20
Hate is a feeling
Wheredidgrungego 12
Maybe she wanted you to come with her?? Maybe you were about to have the best sex of your life but didn't realize it!
marmlr339 14
I think the OP woukd sensed the tone in her voice
sillydumpling 0
True love is beautiful
perdix 31
Does she know she's your "girlfriend," or are you a crazy stalker and she is your prey?
LittleGreenPaola 23
LOL I'd be scared to share my house with a stalker (supposing they were at home)
HaIlegra 2
And she replied with "I'm going to bed"? Score!
kzxvazure 0
maybe she really was tired
peypey1110 0
Wow. Time for a new girlfriend.
Mischief109 11
That's still no reason for her just to think oh hey I'm gonna go to sleep! She should have said oh hunny I love you to or something like that
perdix 31
Was she asking you to join her? Maybe your words were working, but you are too dense to pick up her clues.
DocBastard 40
Why do I get the feeling that "poured my heart out" means a txt saying "omg I
ydi_4_suking 20
Go on doc you left us all
iliketurdles 7
The suspense is killing me D:
cr3ativity 15
I get the same feeling too. but I'm thinking of instant messaging instead of texting though...
Cad6 24
I'm sorry, but I can't resist a half written comment. ...WANT TO **** YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
DocBastard 40
What the...it deleted half my comment! It did that with another comment earlier. it was supposed to say "omg I
WaSiSimiLang 8
Well, what exactly did you say to her? Her reactions could be justifiable if your "pouring out of feelings" included you not being attracted to her anymore, you think she's not the one, she's getting abit on the round side, work with me here!
gibbyguppy 0
Fair point
SmittyJA24 26
I'm thinking: "pouring his heart out" = acting like a wuss boy .... Or acting like one of her girl-friends. How masculine is THAT?? Not....
emilyjgraham 34
44, clearly you have never been in love.
xxespxx 2
Ah the average male stereotype, believe or not 44 it has become somewhat acceptable for guys to share their feelings. Regardless on if the feelings are good or bad.