Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
deathartisan 0
I lost the game!
succubusprime 0
what's that? hyuck hyuck
dfarrey 0
wow, this was supposed to be a response to something...... whatever.
mikeyl 0
The guy she left him for is obviously a red neck so none of yall should be surprised, Lady's Love Country Boys.
mikeyl 0
Well Piano...No, Guitar, Bass and Keybord...Yes, and I only posted that twice, to two different people. And "Lady's Love Country Boys" is a song. So yeah, it is Musical and your doubting people that you dont even know.
mikeyl 0
Classical Piano...No, Keyboad is i guess a style but its a little different type of music.
DeepSouthEmoKid 0
red neck does not = country lol
morgan020 0
gotta have a dodge though. can't be having none of that ford shit.
PsychoMerk 0
so? my favorite colors are light tan and dark black ;0
dfarrey 0
I prefer light black, myself.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
It's like, how much more black could it get? And the answer is none. None more black.
Boddmon 0
I prefer more of an in-between black. Dark is too dark and Light is too light for my liking. Medium-black is the way to go.
iamchuck 0
Nice. Medium black rocks. Well, maybe just sways to the beat, but either way....
waNgEmsauCe 0
haha. PWNED
succubusprime 0
She left you for a thirteen year old? No one listens to bury your dead anymore.
Shootojunkie 0
Maybe he just listens to a lot of HxC in general, but I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought of that horrible band.
issa_rubar 0
I'm a girl and camo is my favorite color. what the hell is wrong with that??
Hairy_Walrus 0
Camouflage is a pattern, not a color.A color is just that, 1 color, camouflage has multiple colors, see the difference? The latter is plural.
mikeyl 0
Most colors are made up of more than one color mixed together there are only a handful of true colors, Camo's the same way, just not mixed as well. lol. ever think of that smart guy?
succubusprime 0
there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian or transgendered. Be proud of who you are!
Hairy_Walrus 0
@mikeyl In no way am I trying to start something here, but once multiple colors are "mixed" they then become one solid color, with no visible shifting between the two. I.E. Blue and Red = Purple, not half red half blue, it becomes one solid color.
mikeyl 0
Good point, im just trying to make a point that camo isn't the only thing thats not a true color. I really dont even care that much, just had nothing better to do.
Shokz992 0
Mikeyl - Wrong. Maybe we should start talking about the electromagnetic spectrum; there are an infinite number of colours, it's just that "camouflage" isn't the name given to any individual part of the visible spectrum - it can be many different colours and indeed in general a mix of two or more different colours.
BleuPapillon 0
Do you have any brain cells left? You can't say that's a shallow reason because it isn't a reason. It's background information on the character of the man the OP was dumped for.
stinkytruck 0
because you are a pussy
STEREOSCOPIC 0
lmfao
blaked 0
this happened to me before too! and there is no reason to say his life sucks cause he has an idiot girlfriend