Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Camouflage: The 8th color of the rainbow :] ....We better hide this information from the Skittles corporation.
beckster_05 9
^This.
ScaryyMary 14
I love venison! Camo Skittles, here I come! :D
xx_kaelen_xx 0
ummm nothing wrong with camo.
underpaid011 0
consider yourself lucky. guys who wear camo are either in Iraq or Afghanistan - or they are incredible douchebags. or big time rednecks. she will be living in a craptastic trailer in the woods in no time.
morgan020 0
not all rednecks live in a craptastic trailer. some of us live in regular houses. but we also tend to put more of an emphasis on family and friends and our truck than on our house so it's not that big of a deal to us. but if it meant that I could hunt from my back porch then you bet your ass I'd live in a craptastic trailer cuz that would be freakin awesome!!! I'd then hop in my ole cummins with a camo paint job to go pick it up
CallMeHush 1
^^^This!
draino108 0
thats pretty sad
aardvarkish 17
What maroon wears camoflage off duty?
mlipro 0
Well, considering like 90% of stores have at least one piece of camouflage clothing (shirts, pants, etc.) I bet more who aren't in the army wear more camo then people serving. Secondly, the OP never said that he wore camo. Thirdly: Maroon is a colour you stupid ****. I think moron is the word your looking for... BTW it describes you well.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Nyeh heh heh. What a maroon! Watch more Bugs Bunny.
aardvarkish 17
thanks for the culture note Mr U how can you explain the beauty of the blue sky to the color-blind?
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Today, I realised that my girlfriend's ex knows my favourite 'colour'. FML. Today, I found out that my boyfriend's favourite colour is camouflage. I also found out that my ex stalks my current boyfriend. FML. Look at it from their point of view, and you'll see why you're her ex.
dacman48 0
pwnt
xxcolleendavisxx 0
geez, "camo" is basicly just dark green with some medium green when used like that. and, it's not necessarily redneck either. when worn with black, it's kind of goth. just sayin.
canzo378 0
camouflage is not a color.... and is not a fml
ANTONKR 0
Girls love army/air force/navy/marine guys.
anaelantigua 0
mhmm their so sexyyy! (;
xx_kaelen_xx 0
haha I know I do :) mhmm I love me some men in uniform