Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I got home from hospital after being sent there for suicidal intentions because I'm poor, chronically ill and want out of my life. Five hours later, I was sent home after being given one Valium and a taxi ordered, that I had to pay for. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML
Today, it's my first day as an expat. Hoping to arrive early for work, I hailed a cab. The driver took it upon himself to take the scenic route and play tour guide, no matter how much I refused. Not only was I late, he turned violent when I refused to pay his $100 fare plus a "talent fee." FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
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Top comments
GreyFox78 2
$20?? Obviously he didn't think he'd last long. But jokes aside. Stay strong, you'll make it.
Dr_Alex 10
- Hey, you! Wanna get nasty for a $20? -Sorry, no... - Can you at least drive me to a shopping mall? - Sorry, no... - You b@tch!!!
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Comments (5)
GreyFox78 2
$20?? Obviously he didn't think he'd last long. But jokes aside. Stay strong, you'll make it.
Dr_Alex 10
- Hey, you! Wanna get nasty for a $20? -Sorry, no... - Can you at least drive me to a shopping mall? - Sorry, no... - You b@tch!!!
pjsr 33
Introduce the two. If he can give her a ride, maybe they can negotiate and she will have more shopping money. #CreativeMatchmaking
Crowned Sataness 12
but you're free. and you're safe . it's going to be hard at first but there's nowhere to go but up. you're gonna be ok! do NOT cave and go back, no matter what he says. it WILL happen again and it will happen WORSE
Nico97 3
love the assumption abuser is a man. you all suck as people