Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
xoGurlxo 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! i don't even know why i am laughing so hard, but that made my day . thanks :) oh now i feel bad that somebodies pain made my day D: sad again . shit .
Inabsentia 0
You my day.
purplemnm 9
you know you're a redneck when your favourite color is camoflauge!
laughingman 0
I hear ya buddy
hb4227 0
lol I love
UberFail79 0
The only reasons anyone needs to be wearing camo is to hunt deer, hunt hogs, or hunt the Taliban. Something tells me he never did the last one.
sadmcphee 0
Congrats on being more single minded than a rat. If that was the only reason she left, then OK, but i doubt it.
sheaski 0
well if this means he's in the military then...sorry bud, but military men are where its at... :)
corleon198425 22
don't **** with the army son
kalerz 0
Maybe the girl dumbed him for a red neck. Nd he doesn't like rednecks?