Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
sarah6786 14
I could sit there all day and still not think up a shittier situation than this one :( that sucks.
joeymo304 9
What about his band being shitty friends for taking the gig in the first place
webshammo 8
Thank you for this wonderful evening. To the groom, I could not finish dinner, so you can have it. I know how much you like my leftovers.
Enslaved 38
And a 5, 6, 7, 8 "No more alimony" "No more alimony" ***Add in-- Alan's dance from "Two and a Half Men"
anloso 3
You should have played Rains of Castamere, it seems to be a lovely wedding song
gpg5 19
You should've played Creep by Radiohead
Yuzzo 4
i find it hard to believe this
guttedbrit 26
That's awful, man. You're very strong to still take it on, though!
Headcrab 29
Well, at least you dodged that bullet/biatch. You'll find an awesome girl one day.j
gregnc_fml 18
Dude, what a bummer. FML!