Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
skate_all_dayy 5
You should've played I hit it first by ray j
Eivana 37
You did not have to do that. YDI.
Xotoolyxo 16
Hook up with one of the bridesmaids
cookie1207 19
You should have have taken a wiss on stage! Trying to aim to their faces!
anotherdayfuck 2
Bro, at that moment you throw that mic down and you start punching
JBrownie123 24
I swear I commented on this earlier. Why can I never find any of my comments ever?? Anyway, what I was originally saying was "Isn't that the plot to an episode of Wedding Band?"
EvilLittleMan 23
Better yet, play F.O.A.D. (**** Off and Die) by Venom !!!!
max_1000000 11
The irony gave me cancer
Inked0803 12
Play cheater cheater it'll fit
bjdog98 9
At least you can just sing really awfully at some parts to ruin the song for her.