Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
CrissyyyS2 22
I was thinking more of... "**** this shit" *drops the mic*
K410 18
Geez this was the coldest FML I read in a while. Hope her dance was near the corner of death lol
JACKxRAWR 22
If I was him I'd be hoping they had a .45 slug on the menu.
Jake_Hale 7
Good luck OP!
amDes 11
#2- End it like that AFTER singing the songs just like Dan's Band... "turn around bright eyes, every ******* now and then I fall apart, I ****** need you now more than ever, shit!"
Shrike 24
Or it was some dipshit who lives nowhere near the OP, trying to be funny by writing a reverse FML. Besides, where's the ex-wife's FML in this situation?
Hollandiscrazy 12
"And I'll end this shit with a **** you and have a nice day" - 8 mile
Love_is_no_joke 6
Hahahahahahahaha that'd be great
kipperin 18
I was thinking of replacing every single word in the song with "**** you"...but... I mean... your idea is good too...
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
RedPillSucks 33
During the song.
soullyfe 33
Too bad OP didn't know who's wedding it was until after the fact.
shibeep 12
Such bad irony. Sorry man
kaduzy 12
Well at least she still likes your band enough to throw a gig your way.
asparagus12 21
She probably booked his band out of spite. Judging by her actions she obviously isn't of good character.
Caitie_kid 8
I agree with 9.... Who would want to marry someone like that???
euphoricness 28
Why would she spite someone she ****** over with in the first place? Truly messed up of that woman
alonur 6
That really sucks. I'm sorry for you, OP.
gczizza1997 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sometime during that night you should have played 50 ways to say goodbye.
Simbaby 23
You should sing **** you by cee lo green
ameyer13 8
Should of screwed it all up at least that is what I do
simoncat 11
*have
TheLittleBear 19
Sorry OP. Just try and get through it with as much dignity as possible.
WompWompWomp123 7
"This next song is dedicated to my ex-wife, the *****."
GetSomeM0 24
#13 best comment ever!