Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
thewife5 19
Why would she even hire your band? You're a way better person than I.
TheAbstract 15
^This guy knows what he's talking about.
kpc2424 13
Can I make a request? Puddle of mud "she ****** hates me"
Epikouros 32
Wow, you escaped getting married to a spiteful bitch. Her cheating heart will pine someday, and crave the love she threw away...
Epikouros 32
Escaped a marriage, I should say.
asherm 15
Sucks OP, but karma will get them sooner or later. She'll probably cheat on him too, or even better if he cheats on her.
sykokitti 15
I think he OP should've gone Adam Sandler style in the wedding singer love stinks
teddy_bear_luv 4
thats sucks but i mean...................never mind there is no bright side to this sorry
imlifeless2 25
HOW IS THIS DESERVED?! REALLY, I WANT TO KNOW!
ApparentlyNotEno 28
The only justification I can think of is that he could have refused to play. And certainly refused to sing their old song. And I would have quit the band as well. He doesn't need those ******* in his life.
darkmis1 18
Because usually before you accept a gig and before you start practicing, you usually ask who and what it's for. OP should have known. Why didn't he ask as soon as his band mates accepted the job? Why didn't he accept the job with them? Why did he wait until the day of the wedding to find out?
imlifeless2 25
oh. fair enough. I appreciate a straight forward answer for once. thank you.
Kn0wledge123 21
Bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks.