Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
CloudBustah 20
Or '**** You' by Lily Allen.
pedinhuh 23
This time I had to voote for both FYL and YDI. FYL because you're in a band that might be going through some financial problems and needed to earn money. But honestly YDI for attending this wedding, I mean, couldn't you just declined this gig? You humiliated yourself right there!
pinchepriscyla 9
I would've bailed
capscorner01 5
If u had to go through that your band members better treat you like a god
simoncat 11
This is a definite mash up of The Wedding Singer and Garth Brooks' "Friends In Low Places." That butch is living in get ivory tower, thinking she got the best of everyone. Soon she'll remember that HE cheated with a married roman. (Her, when she was married to OP) Pretty fair indication that his morals are loose and he'll roam again. KARMA.
Martinez0285 28
Aw boo.. you should play careless whisper .. ha
Simplybieber18 5
#162 for the win. Yes.
NikkiAmber09 12
That sounds like it was on purpose almost. To make you feel bad. That marriage won't last. My cheating ex is getting married to the other woman. Only a matter of time before he cheats on her.
SAgirl 23
You should not have gone.
Simoneaux17 11
You didn't have to.
p1t1o 1
I'll give you an FML, but only because you were handed the biggest opportunity ever on a plate and apparently just sang their song instead.