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Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
It's going to be more awkward when your brother asks you to the Best Man, when according to the bride's opinion, you are not.
1known 34
So your brother didn’t invite you or you would have found it normal to not be invited to his wedding?
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Comments (6)
lilj 3
at least you are now Eskimo bros 😂🤣
RichardPencil 32
It's going to be more awkward when your brother asks you to the Best Man, when according to the bride's opinion, you are not.
1known 34
So your brother didn’t invite you or you would have found it normal to not be invited to his wedding?
jobekka 20
Don't go, make up a work excuse or something. it's not a memory you want
Yemi Adeshokan 4
Or.... Be a grown up and just say no.
SalamanderSlick 1
Be a grown up and support your brother. You obviously weren't right for her and he was,that's life sometimes. Is he kind of a shitty brother for dating your girlfriend? Absolutely. But is it really such a big deal that you'd rather not be there for your brother on his wedding day? At least she left you for him before you ended up married or with kids.
Ellenness 5
Oh my god you're expected to go to your brother's wedding? The audacity! I'd bet you'd all be miserable now if they hadn't, grow up and be happy that two people you care about are happy.