Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
MTCoralReefer 10
maybe you should have some pride (and balls) and not perform at that particular gig.
NosferatuQueen 7
You should've messed up the song and added ,"**** you you cheating Bitch,"into it.
Chel2010 10
I understand if the band is broke and they needed money, but douchy friends for not bringing it up sooner, and what a bitch for choosing her tortured ex's band to play at her wedding. Hire a DJ or something. I'm surprised the groom was even ok with it, as exes at weddings are never a good idea. Sorry OP.
Esma_fml 10
Aww that's really rough man, don't let it get to you, she wasn't the one anyways. :/
furbyface711 9
If they paid up front, you should ruin the wedding.
simoncat 11
Wow. I'm sorry you had to endure that. --But, she's someone else's problem now--
jayellef 3
She totally did that on purpose, be glad that b!tch is out of your life.
yahiko_fml 6
Look at it this way OP, only way to go from here is up. As for a song suggestion, "Gives You Hell" by the All American Rejects or maybe "Pray For You" by Jaron And The Long Road To Love
mcellis 4
if you had an acoustic guitar take and bust it over his head go up to the father of the groom slam him through a table and walk out
thebiglloydtree 12
WOW. Excellent band mates you got there...