Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
Gho5tk3y 17
Dude that sucks, I'd say that calls for a good revenge prank on your mates. Seriously though dont let it get you down, it's on to better things(people) from here.
picturescrazy 24
So they hired YOUR band and decided to play YOUR song? How heartless :( Your ex sounds like a raging bitch, you're lucky you weren't the one marrying her if she likes taking low blows like that.
DaniPandi 22
How about I Write Sins Not Tragedies by P!ATD? Seems fitting.
jules_winfield 4
Or "Bitch" by the Rolling Stones.
wowthatissad 9
Oh my god I can't even begin to describe how ****** up that is. I hope that she felt awful and it ruined her wedding, but knowing cheaters, they just don't give a ****. Sorry OP
mariepastyglue 30
That's harsh man, too bad. You really must have needed the money to go through with it. Hopefully you didn't have any unresolved feelings for her, if you didn't, not so bad! Either way OP FYL that's got to be a shitty feeling no matter who you are. Btw what asshole band mates how could they not know it was your ex wife!!
theKevmeister 13
you should have told the groom that
Evan52 2
kudos for both actually showing up, and not ruining the wedding!
allisadawn91 8
And you actually did??? I feel like even your ex wife would not be ok with that.
okieraider71 4
I've got friends in low places.