Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
Aww your little guy loves you! He thinks you're a really shifty hunter and wanted to make sure you had food. On a serious note, a cat is a vicious demon and should be worshipped accordingly - never forget to pay homage to your furry over or.
acmariner99 25
This has The Godfather written all over it!
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Comments (18)
acmariner99 25
This has The Godfather written all over it!
RichardPencil 32
What the...? How did it..? At least you got some head.
Spiritbird 17
Looks like your cat is giving you a warning. 'Next time it would be yours'.
manb91uk 22
Aww your little guy loves you! He thinks you're a really shifty hunter and wanted to make sure you had food. On a serious note, a cat is a vicious demon and should be worshipped accordingly - never forget to pay homage to your furry over or.
_ali__cat_ 14
your cat's metal as ****
whitewolf361 13
My mom’s cat did something similar; killed a bird, and left it for her under the covers at the foot of her bed. Yay cats!
Lobby_Bee 18
They are almost like human, they too like to keep valuables tucked in the underware drawers.
Davros 12
I think your kitten is pissed you bought the wrong food and just made you an offer you can't refuse.
John Nemeth 14
When a kitten kills a bird it’s sweet, but when a Lion or a tiger kills a poacher people get all worked up. Seriously we need to feed all the poachers to lions and tigers.
Glowworm56 27
Bird heads don't belong in the underwear drawer, they belong under your pillow. Your kitten should know this by now.