Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
Caitie_kid 8
He should RSVP attending and a plus 1 and then not show. She'll have to pay for that meal anyways.
lionheart822 13
@12-however deviant this may seem, I find it a very suitable action. Catering per person can be very expensive. I say stick it to her OP.
FluxPavilion 6
#16, I love your picture.
ChenEighty 20
86, there's private messages for those things.
zed34 18
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Cheer up OP!
KyraJFoxx 14
Ughh , this just disappointed me. it's pretty obviously true but to hear it said out loud (or in this case written out to see) after considering taking my ex (who cheated on me) back...blah. Just made me all hesitant & sad all over. weird how advice to one person can seem to work for many others.
OscarDV 8
Maybe she'll cheat on her new husband with OP?
KK3137 31
Is it wrong to believe she might have just fallen out of love with her old husband and fallen in love with this other man? I mean, I know it's wrong to cheat, but you can't help falling in love. It's not like she cheated just for the fun of it since she's actually marrying the guy..
doodlecloud 27
I am I the only person who doesn't think this is true? Don't get me wrong, I think it's probably true for most cheaters, but I do believe that some are capable of changing and that some people cheat in relationships they take less seriously but stop when they find someone worth sticking around for.
interesting33 37
I do kind of get your point..
amisenho 11
I can testify to that, #88.
ttr125 10
Just rub some more salt in the wound while your at it
license2chill 5
Give a speech on the wedding about how you guys got divorced.
doodlecloud 27
No, give a speech about your own wedding, point out all the ways it was better and THEN mention how it all came crashing down.
lu95 16
Awko taco with a side of guaco
fuzz97 23
horrible
ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
KingCeltic77 18
I wouldn't call Nikki Minaj "wise" or a "woman". I think that she's more of an it.
44LynnLynn 23
I'm pretty sure the "wise" and the "woman" was sarcasm.
fuzz97 23
25- JOKES, HOW DO THEY WORK??
KingCeltic77 18
And I was attempting to build on that joke by saying that Nikki Minaj was not a woman, or a "she", but saying that she was a thing, indicated by using the pronoun it. My fault, bad joke, it sounded better in my head.
rg350dx 29
Be the bigger man if she pays for travel expenses. You might get some free food and booze out of the deal!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Get wasted at her wedding and tell her new in laws exactly how she met their son. Paybacks a bitch especially it's drunk.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
When*
crazy4books23 13
Forget about it OP and go and have some fun! There's 7 billion people in this world, I'm sure there's at least a couple of girls for you :)
Han1156 23
The lonely girls are after any man? No I don't know what they say.
Barriaultcory 16
That's when you show up and when they say "speak now or forever hold your piece" you jump up kick that guy in the nads and run like hell naked through the wedding screaming "i got her first!"
Snoopy0718 14
13- was thinking of that also lol. Op should've just done what kris Humphrey is doing. Not divorcing her so she wouldn't get married.
Llamacod 11
Peace*
Damian95 16
It would've meant a lot if she hadn't wrecked her first marriage.
Dcm210 19
Bring a hot date with you,
Tall_Enough 10
why not bring two?