Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
ghil15 8
salute on you brother cause you have the guts to do that! hopefully no drama happen after the wedding party..
ash1rose 11
Situations like this are what FML was created for.
jarockstar27 10
You should have made an announcement before singing saying "well this used to be my ex wife's and my song.....but now she is using it for her and her new husband today. Congrats honey! Hopefully your new marriage will go better then ours did!" Make her feel REALLY awkward....
TheCamoWulf 17
Best. *******. Idea. Ever.
YankeeBabii 14
I am so sorry dude, that must be rough! Don't worry, Karma wins in the end. You will find someone better!
FlyingPie 17
Would've been fun to play some romantic love songs but add a tone of sarcasm in your singing. And keep making comments about how she is such a wonderful person.
beclaurela 18
She is a ******* bitch. I'm sorry OP. :/
jonesy_29 9
or even more fitting "**** you" by cee lo green XD
stitesy29 18
Why the **** didnt you walk the **** out?
Shade1982 21
Yeah, this is one of the few I really vote YDI for... I don't know why you accepted this one in the first place... By the way, your bandmates are assholes too if they knew about this and waited until the last moment to inform you to make sure you couldn't refuse...