Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
lwonderful 11
Or you should've just gone to the mic and sang the first verse and been all like "oops wrong song. That song is meant for a happy marriage. Be right back" let and came back signing the lyrics to Not Afraid. As when you say "take my hand" look at your wife and say "except you, you stank" heehee
Gunnarr 12
I gave you both. No way I would've followed through, should've refunded the bitch and thrown her the finger.
JBrownie123 24
Isn't that an episode of Wedding Band?
angelitared 27
****. That's hard! Piss on the cake!!!
NotoriousLES 14
Being that your ex is cruel and spiteful enough to cheat on you and then hire your band for their wedding, I'd say your divorce was a blessing. As for that no class pair of teabaggers, they deserve each other! Go out and celebrate it with a few good friends and pass the bill to your band mates.
thapora 8
Wow ur band members suck lol
Opheliae 22
FYL, but I gave you a YDI for going through with it.
Slawter16 24
What if OP had no choice? Maybe the entire band could have had to cancel without being paid if he didn't go, or maybe he could have got kicked out of the band if he refused to turn up.
soullyfe 33
To be fair, OP didn't even know it was his ex-wife's wedding until after he did the gig.
Opheliae 22
There's no such thing as no choice. I feel bad for OP and his band mates can **** off for doing that to him, but he still could have said no.
darkmis1 18
I'll probably get thumbed down for this, but why did you book a gig without know who or what it was for?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If you want OP to go straight up metal on that mic, 56, at least pick something more fitting. Like ***** to a Chainsaw, by Thy Art is Murder. Perfect wedding song, for a perfect wedding.
Medd_fml 13
You should have just skipped the gig. That way, you could have screwed up her wedding a little.