Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
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Comments (107)
gay_flavored_cx 16
kill it. kill it with fire.
Jeremiah722 19
That'll only make it smell worse
ezrajab 22
Hire him tell congratulations your our new janitor
blondemistress 7
according to labour laws if you don't want to clean it up your manager has to because its technically a biohazard! If he forced you sue his ass
GeorgiaBea 28
Unfortunately not true. There are several jobs in which you may come in contact with biohazards. There is usually a statement about it in your pre-employment paperwork. According to OSHA, they only need to provide you with appropriate protective measures. They must also post in an employee area the type of chemicals, and toxins you may come in contact with. I run a group home so I have to be up to date on all of that information.
Zebediabolical 45
Can I have a shitty McSituation with fries please?
Mightytall 35
I always wonder how people that leave such messes manage to get away with it without completely soiling themselves.
Zebediabolical 45
Years of practice. All the FML's about this are probably the same one dude and his kid travelling around the world shitbombing bathrooms. Just like that one dude who's job it is to go find talented promising female musicians and break their hearts so we can get more Alanis Morisette's and Jewel's.
Badkarma4u 17
They do. Ever see bums and winos go into a business and stagger straight to the bathroom? Ever get a whiff of them when they come out?
kilbridedoesfml 13
I hope your not the janitor.
rachelv93 15
That happened to me a couple of months ago at my old cleaning job and I wanted to cry. My thoughts are with you
samlovesham1234 9
Sorry wrong comment I replied to.
trey600rr 22
get a better job!
samlovesham1234 9
FYL indeed. I deal with that crap, both figuratively and otherwise at my job as a food court assistant. We also clean up the washrooms there too.
CAPTAINDOOBIE 5
**** YO LIFE