Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
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Charlie Given 28
We need a follow-up OP was this supposed to be just your bathroom or is it everyone's 🤔
raven_of_azarath 35
Or maybe OP knows that all her coworkers use the men’s room, making the women’s room hers and hers alone? Where’s the entitlement to calling a bathroom only you use yours?
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RichardPencil 32
Is this more of a shitstery or a scheiss-t?
rodfergie 18
I hate to be that guy, but with you calling it "my bathroom", could it be that you're coming across entitled and you've pissed off some people? On a side note, did you just assume everybody's gender in your office?
raven_of_azarath 35
Or maybe OP knows that all her coworkers use the men’s room, making the women’s room hers and hers alone? Where’s the entitlement to calling a bathroom only you use yours?
Charlie Given 28
We need a follow-up OP was this supposed to be just your bathroom or is it everyone's 🤔
yeongji 31
Invest in some Febreze? It seems like whoever took the dump was in an emergency situation, so he ran to the nearest washroom, which happens to be the female one. A situation like this will happen again, so invest in some Febreze to cover up the scent.