Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
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Comments (107)
saffy66 34
You did say it was a shitty job - he must have been running to get there and not been able to get his pants down in time and it's sprayed everywhere as he tried to sit. Let's hope it wasn't the food from your workplace that made him unwell or this won't be the last time you have to face this situation.
hkhan24 23
Hang in there, one day you'll a get a decent job and today will be but a distant memory.
tanziir1 14
"Shit grenade" had me in tears
Jeremiah722 19
Gross, to say the least
Titan_Slayer 21
"Gross" is a gross understatement
dadoffour 14
Dude, I feel your pain. I worked at McDonald's for almost 3 years. I don't even know why people are that rude. I doubt they would like cleaning up shit at their job.
docphilsman 15
was he standing on the seat trying to get a trick shot
Krwman 8
Something needs to be done about these Unapoopers. Yours isn't the only establishment wrecked.
FragrantSalmon 12
Shitty minimum wage? You work at a fast food joint. I've worked at McDonald's for like 3 weeks and I knew what I was getting into. Get out and find a better paying job ya bigot.
syed121417 22
Yeah because it's easy to get a good-paying job, like a walk in the park. It's called starting from the bottom.
CEBrixxx 6
I work at McDonald's as well, and I had the same experience but I didn't have someone warning me!! I walked in having to go myself, and there is just shit everywhere the front of the toilet, the floor, the seat, the handrails, and even the stalls doorknob!!!! So instead of going to the restroom, I had to clean it up!!!! Let's just say I waited until I got home to use my bathroom!!!! FML
Zacholicious 15
sucks man... one time the same thing happened at the arbys I work at. but in the ladies room. I still remember the woman to this day, a year later